Summer on the Island - Entprima Jazz Cosmonauts

I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink Run faster, jump higher Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it on the ground You must think I'm a joke I ain't gonna be part of your system, man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins I go to my favorite hot dog stand And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free" I said, "Man, what I look like? A charity case?" I took it, and threw it on the ground! I don't need your handouts I'm an adult Please You can't buy me, hot dog man! At the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad Man, this ain't my dad This is a cell phone I threw it on the ground! What, you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system My dad's not a phone Duh! Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party Whatchu want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake, too Welcome to the real world, jackass! So many things to throw on the ground Like this, and this, and that, and even this I'm an adult! Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph Ground! Nobody wants your autograph, phonies Then the two phonies got up Turned out they had a taser And they tased me in the butthole I fell to the ground The phonies didn't let up Tasin' on my butthole over and over I was screamin' and squirmin' My butthole was on fire The moral of the story is You can't trust the system Man

Your face ignites a fuse to my patience Whatever you do is gonna be wrong There's no time to interrupt the detonation Be good to me before you're gone When I met you I was fine with my nothing I grew with you and now I've changed What I've become is something I can't be without your loving Be good to me, it isn't a game Now let me see, it's you and me Forgive a good God How do you suppose that we've survived? Come on, that's right, left right Make light of all the heavier 'Cause you and I will be like a couple of cosmonauts Except with way more gravity than when we started off Oh, you and I will be like a couple of cosmonauts Except with way more gravity than when we started off When you resist me, hon, I cease to exist Because I only like the way I look, I look into your eyes And when you come back You commemorate the penetration of the sun Into the deep dark sky Now let me see, it's you and me Forgive a good God How do you suppose that we've survived? Come on, that's right, left right Make light of all the heavier 'Cause you and I will be like a couple of cosmonauts Except with way more gravity than when we started off Oh, you and I will be like a couple of cosmonauts Except with way more gravity than when we started off Started, started off, started off Started off, started off, started off, baby Started off, started off, started off, now Started off, started off, started off, baby Started off, started off, started, started Started, started You and I will be like a couple of cosmonauts Except with way more gravity than when we started off Oh, you and I will be like a couple of cosmonauts Except with way more gravity than when we started off Started, started off, started off Started off, started off, started off, baby Started off, started off, started off, now Started off, started off, started off, baby Started off, started off, started, started Started, started Started off, started off, started off, baby Started off, started off, started off, now Started off, started off, started off, baby Started off, started off, started, started Started, started And I will be like a couple of cosmonauts Except with way more gravity than when we started off Oh, you and I will be like a couple of cosmonauts Except with way more gravity than when we started off

Across the alley from the Alamo Lived a pinto pony and a Navajo Who sang a sort of Indian "Hi-de-ho" To the people passin' by The pinto spent his time a-swishin' flies And the Navajo watched the lazy skies And very rarely did they ever rest their eyes On the people passin' by One day, they went a walkin' along the railroad track They were swishin' not a-lookin' Toot! Toot!, they never came back Oh, across the alley from the Alamo When the summer sun decides to settle low A fly sings an Indian "Hi-de-ho" To the people passing by Across the alley from the Alamo Lived a pinto pony and a Navajo Who used to bake frijoles in cornmeal dough For the people passing by They thought that they would make some easy bucks By washin' their frijoles in Duz and Lux, A pair of very conscientious clucks To the people passin' by Then they took this cheap vacation, their shoes were polished bright No, they never heard the whistle, Toot! Toot! they're clear out of sight Oh, across the alley from the Alamo When the starlight beams its tender glow The beams go to sleep and then there ain't no dough For the people passin' by One day, they went a walkin' along the railroad track They were swishin' not a-lookin' Toot! Toot!, they never came back Oh, across the alley from the Alamo When the summer sun decides to settle low A fly sings an Indian "Hi-de-ho" To the people passin' by Across the alley from the Alamo

Can't go home if you're going by the mill Cause thebridge' washed out at the bottom of the hill Big Creek's up, Little Creek's level, Plow my corn with a double shovel Stay all night, stay a little longer Dance all night, dance a little longer Pull off your coat, throw it in the corner Don't see why you can't stay a little longer. V2 Sitting in the window, singing to my love Slop bucket fell from the window up above Mule and the grasshopper eatin ice cream Mule got sick, so they laid him on the green V3 You ought to see my Blue Eyed Sally She lives way down on Shinbone Alley Number on the gate, the number on the door The next house over is the grocery store. Grab your partner, pat her on the head If she don't like biscuits, feed her cornbread Girls around Big Creek, 'bout half grown Jump on a man like a dog on a bone

Walking slow to the graveyard I've lost everything I could lose Now I've even lost my baby I guess I've got the drunkard's blues It was down at Big Joe's barroom on the corner beyond the square Everybody drinkin' good liquor the regular crowd was there So I strolled out on the sidewalk began to look around Looking everywhere for my baby but that sweet woman can't be found It was down at St James infirmary I found my baby there Stretched out on a long white table so cold so pale so fair So I strolled back down to the barroom to get another drink of gin The next thing you know I'm reeling rocking and drunk again Sixteen coal black horses all hitched up in a line In that pretty buggy she's ridin' goodbye ol' gal of mine Walking slow to the graveyard I've lost everything I could lose Now I've even lost my baby I guess I've got the drunker's blues

Now if there was no buzz In the end, there would be nothing My friends are cosmonauts Covered in the millhouse Now if there was no time To waste on TV MSR-16 on the floor today My friends are cosmonauts