Lift up your head, wash off your mascara Here, take my Kleenex, wipe that lipstick away Show me your face clean as the mornin' I know things were bad but now they're okay Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside you You don't need no make-up, don't have to pretend Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide you Sweet understandin' Seymour's your friend Nobody ever treated me kindly Daddy left early, and Mama was poor I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly He'd snap his fingers and me, I'd say "Sure" Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside me He don't give me orders, he don't condescend Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide me Sweet understanding Seymour's my friend Tell me this feeling will last 'til forever Tell me the bad times are clean washed away Blaine with Rachel: Please understand that it's still strange and frightening Rachel (with Blaine): For losers like I've been (it's so hard to say) Rachel (Blaine): Suddenly, Seymour (Suddenly, Seymour) He purified me (Oh, oh) Yeah, Suddenly, Seymour (Suddenly, Seymour) He showed me I can (Showed me, I can) Rachel with Blaine: Learn how to be more Rachel (Blaine): The girl that's inside me With sweet understanding (With sweet understanding) With sweet understanding (With sweet understanding) With sweet under- Rachel with Blaine: Standing Seymour's your man

Lift up your head, wash off your mascara Here, take my Kleenex, wipe that lipstick away Show me your face, clean as the mornin' I know things were bad, but now they're okay Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside you You don't need no makeup, don't have to pretend Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide you Sweet understanding, Seymour's your friend Nobody ever treated me kindly Daddy left early, Mama was poor I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly He'd snap his fingers, me? I'd say, "Sure!" Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside me He don't give me orders, he don't condescend Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide me Sweet understanding, Seymour's my friend Tell me this feeling lasts 'til forever Tell me the bad times are clean washed away Please understand that it's still strange and frightening But losers like I've been, it's so hard to say Suddenly, Seymour (Suddenly, Seymour) He purified me (he purified you) Suddenly, Seymour (Suddenly, Seymour) He showed me I can (yes, you can) Learn how to be more The girl that's inside me (the girl that's inside you) With sweet understanding (with sweet understanding) With sweet understanding (with sweet understanding) With sweet understanding Seymour's my man (Seymour's your man)

Whenever She appears her face is buried Our prayers were answered when we wished to Seymour

Da-doo I was walkin' in the wholesale flower district that day Shoop, da-doo And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man Chang, da-doo He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings Snip, da-doo 'Cause he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby Da-da-da-da-da, da-doo He didn't have anything unusual there that day Nope, da-doo So I was just about to, ya know, walk on by Good for you When suddenly, and without warning There was this total eclipse of the sun It got very dark And there was this strange humming sound Like something from another world Da-doo And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there Whoopsy-doo Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias Audrey Two I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before But the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways For a dollar ninety-five Sha-la-la, la-la-la La-la-la, doo-doo