Stuck in the Trap - Ed Dolo

I strut into the men's room looking constipated Little did I know a dreadful fate awaited Then I saw it, a lock, silver plated Then I realized I was Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall People are beginning to crawl under What they don't know is on the outside is a lock Trying to go over But they don't even see my bright pink polka-dotted socks My head is stuck in the toilet My feet are tucked on top And I know I'm still Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Come here when I'm lost Usually to escape my angry boss Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Ooh I walked into the restroom, made sure it was men's I accidentally entered the stall with a lock that's so immense The locker was a bully, locking people is his goal I tried to call the locksmith but dropped my phone in the toilet bowl Stuck in the stall Bass solo Ooh Oo-ah It was hopeless I couldn't get out I gotta try hard, I'm going all-out To put an end to this lavatory lock-down In a blackout wiped out, fightin' in smackdown I'm so scared I need to run-a-bout I was gonna drive my car to a washdown But I guess I can't, so I gotta breakout Callout, to the minimum buyout Not gonna lie this is a pretty sick hideout My mom told me to not become a dropout Well look at me now, crouched down in a bean sprout I'ma start to spout, all my doubt For the little bit of clout, in this horrifying lockout I dropped my phone, I can't order takeout Call me a bowling ball, cuz I struck out, hard Bard My career is all charred The rest of my life will be ever so scarred Call all da police on da vanguard Toilet seat, lookin' like a shipyard I'm bombarded In a cubic yard, it Bring in the cart, 'cause I'ma start to fart In the stall Stuck in the stall Stuck in the stall Poopin'