Home › Ringtones › Stop Beating Me At Catan Luka, I Swear On My Goddamn Life - Lamboy the Toxic Dropkick

Stop Beating Me At Catan Luka, I Swear On My Goddamn Life - Lamboy the Toxic Dropkick

free ringtone for iPhone & Android phones

@Hiyori
0
15 Sec

Stop Beating Me At Catan Luka, I Swear On My Goddamn Life - song lyrics

Yeah, 25 years in the making
This one goes out to my main fuckin' man
Friendship requires that rare mean betwixt likeness and unlikeness
That piques each with the presence of power and of consent in the other party
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature

Stop beating me at games Luka
Stop winning in Catan
Because every time we play Luka
20 minutes and we're done
Stop beating me at games Luka
Stop winning in Catan
Because every time we play Luka
Man I want a f***ing gun

This is my life
And I'mma spread it so so many know
From the Heights of Chelsea to the neighbourhood of Bendigo
I'm trash at Catan, but a winner when I take on any flow
Getting head and some tail like a penny throw
I play games in relationships
And I'm living my life like a mean cock
But when we playing in Catan Luka
I take stock, that game is my green rock
That's right my Kryptonite
It's Mjolnir, cause I lowkey can't lift it right
One win, big grin, yeah I gripped it tight
Largest army, longest road, that's a swift delight
You thinking what I'm thinking like B1 and B2?
Yeah man I'm talking bout when I beat you
But that was just a one time fluke
Imma chase this feeling, goddammit Luke

Stop beating me at games Luka
Stop winning in Catan
Because every time we play Luka
You winning the game while I'm on none
Stop beating me at games Luka
Stop winning in Catan
Because every time we play Luka
You got more sheep than running a damn farm
Actually the term is wool

Imma get my rant on like Andrew Panton
Wood, sheep, wheat, brick, ore, can a bitch grant one?
I need some more to finish up my extension
I'd trade with Sah, but we don't want that son
I have no thing for dethroning the King
A regular win is my goal
I wouldn't be seen toppling down the Queen
You're third place when you're playing Luka/Nicole
Back in the day when we were in Playmates
Didn't think we'd be playing present day in the same way
Cards out, playing Bang! In the fashion of a grenade
"Man I'm your deputy" is the regular shit you say
I'm looking at the tally, I'm the losing score
And I'm begging everybody for just some more ore
And if Abby says "ore what?" one more fucking time
I swear on my life, I'll commit a crime so

Stop beating me at games Luka
Stop winning in Catan
Because every time we play Luka
You end up repping number one
Stop beating me at games Luka
Stop winning in Catan
Because every time we play Luka
You put the F U in the fun

But I'm glad to roll the dice with my surrogate big brother
Teaching bout life when my father passed to another
I'm glad I have these mates that I can trust on a dime
And Luka my man, you've been there the whole time
So I thought I'd gift you this message up on a track
And for all of those for getting me, always having my back
My fam and friends, you fuckers know who you are
And I want ya'll to know, each and every's a bright star
So this is out to my main people
Matt, Hardy, Abby, Nicole, Steve, Hempshall
Always get me out the pain people
My mates in the game
Currie
And my mates all the same
Merrill
My mates who were there even when I was a lame
Croft
Theo and Travis, Malvina and Luke
Alisha, Ellum, Aaron, and Yunus, the crew
Those here for the LAM with no damn hesitation
From the ex to the gronk, the Croatian sensation

Stop beating me at games Luka
Stop winning in Catan
Or keep beating me at games Luka
Keep winning in Catan

Top 100 PUBG Ringtones
Top 100 Bollywood Ringtones
Top 100 League of Legends Ringtones

Similar ringtones:

MORE...[+]
Top 100 Call of Duty Ringtones
Top 100 Fortnite Ringtones
Top 100 GTA5 Ringtones
Top 100 Battlefield 5 Ringtones
Top 100 Game Bgm Ringtones

More ringtones from Lamboy the Toxic Dropkick:

17
@Yua
0
I've been feeling so sick Gunning down his whole clique I been looking down the barrel of my own glick Rip the safety off my bic Anything to light my wick Yeah, Whoah Yeah, Yeah I've been feeling so sick Gunning down his whole clique I'll be looking down the barrel of my own glick Rip the safety off my bic Anything to light my wick I'm just trynna go quick I'm not trynna go I been feeling so sick Gunning down his whole clique I've been looking down the barrel of my own glick Rip the safety off my Anything to light my I'm just trynna go quick I'm not trynna go quick Tick Tick Boom We right up in the room Mask off Take you to task like Victor Von Doom Sun's out Guns out Going click click bang She got that thick thick thang Looking for some big dick slang It don't matter what happens now She said my heart touched her But I still call that chick Charlie-Cluster Cause she went ghost That's a phantom ex The only time we communicate is with random texts I'm young, scrappy and hungry like I'm Alexander Hamilton Rapping is my passion and that's why I'm always rambling Got a girl in my whip and she ready to play I make her mmmm like Omelly when he freestyle on Sway I've been feeling so sick Gunning down his whole clique I've been looking down the barrel of my own glick Rip the safety off my bic Anything to light my wick I'm just trynna go quick I'm not trynna go I've been feeling so sick Gunning down his whole clique I've been looking down the barrel of my own glick Rip the safety off my Anything to light my I'm just trynna go quick I'm not trynna go quick
30
@Ruka
0
Day and night Working 9 to 5 Everyday I break my bones Just to stay alive Bloodstone No, I don't wanna live a poor life I wanna live that motherfucking tour life But I gotta work hard like I'm in a coal mine To be known everyday and for all time Patriarch in this rap shit Inspiring, you can't match it 'Cause I do it all with a passion Of Christ Shit, well imagine I can't do no shows Till I work on my flows And I work on my clothes And I work on my growth And it shows when I blow up Put beats in a coma Rap School and I got the diploma I'll be the chief but don't call me Sosa A degenerate like melanoma And I'm coming for the game yeah I'll show ya Yeah I'll show ya Bloodstone Eat, sleep, work, repeat Eat, sleep, work, repeat Eat, sleep, work, repeat Ain't nobody got time for me I'm Jeffrey Dahmer (Uh, Uh) I slay it You think I'm calmer? I'm on my rage shit Day and night Working 9 to 5 Every day I break my bones Just to stay alive Bloodstone Day and night Working 9 to 5 Every day I break my bones Just to stay alive Bloodstone Kick back with the force of a horse Break laws on the way to the top of the course 'Cause I don't give a fuck This raps a race It's my pleasure like I masturbate I'm packing it Jacking it Taking the track and attacking it Too busy grinding Too busy rhyming The sky is the limit and baby I'm limitless I won't be dimming bitch We keep on flowing yeah (Say it how it is) We keep on growing yeah (My blood, sweat and tears) We got the bars We shining large We rhyming bards We grindin hard We in the game One and the same Don't do it for fame Now say the phrase Eat, sleep, work, repeat Eat, sleep, work, repeat In a second I'll be gunning like an automatic trigger weapon Never missing, reminiscent of another rapper dissing Rose up from the car that I wreck like Arthur Fleck Or Zack collecting that Martha cheque That's a little bit of DC But see, see I'm no longer washing a ton I'm a free me Day and night Working 9 to 5 Everyday I break my bones Just to stay alive Bloodstone Day and night Working 9 to 5 Everyday I break my bones Just to stay alive Bloodstone Bloodstone
26
@Capucine
2,528
Murphy, Murphy, darling dear I long for you now, night and day Your pain was my pleasure, your sorrow my joy I fear now I've lost you to health and good cheer Darcy, when I met you I was five years too young A boy beyond his age or so I'd tell someone Anyone who'd listen and a few who couldn't care Still I welcomed you with open arms, my love I did share Darcy, Darcy, darlin dear You left me dying, crying there In whiskey, gin and pints of beer I fell for you, my darling dear You shut me off then you showed me the door But you always came crawlin back beggin me for more I showed you kindness a stool and a tab Then you poured me my pain in a dirty glass Yeah, you left him bloody, battered, penniless and poor You know I often stopped to wonder how he made through my door With my brothers new non-duplicate registry ID Well, you bit off more than you could chew the first day you met me Darcy, Darcy, darlin dear You left me dying, crying there In whiskey, gin and pints of beer I fell for you, my darling dear You weren't the first to court me, mister, you won't be the last Oh, I'm sure I wasn't, honey, I know all about your past Listen to the big shot with his pager on call You spent most of those nights in my bathroom stall Yeah, you got him high but you left him low Mind your own business, boy, how was I to know That he was just a fiend and a no good cheat Well, thats all in the past, bitch, 'cause now I got it beat Darcy, Darcy, darling dear You left me dying, crying there In whiskey, gin and pints of beer I fell for you, my darling dear Darcy, Darcy, darling dear You left me dying, crying there In whiskey, gin and pints of beer I fell for you, my darling dear
30
@Fatoumata
313
Well, I just got back from a break in the fight I was weighing in heavy but still feeling alright All I hear in the distance, mines and shells Here come the sirens wailing, another attack to be repelled Do you think we're gonna make it? I don't know unless we try You could sit here scared to move or we could take them by surprise Well, it's submission that they want It's surrender that they need And when we're doing it their way, their aims will be achieved They're gonna come when you're not ready When you're not too well-prepared They're gonna prey upon your weakness No man's soul is ever spared You've got to stand up, yeah, and fight them Show them what it's all about This man is not for sale, there will be no backing down Stand up and fight! And I'll stand up with you We shall succeed Stand up and fight! And I'll stand up with you They won't get me, they won't get me Though they never cease to try They won't get me, they won't get me I would rather fight and die They won't get me, they won't get me Well my friend, will they get you? When they get you, when they get you Tell me what are you gonna do? Do you think we're gonna make it? I don't know unless we try You could sit here scared to move or we could take them by surprise It's submission that they want It's surrender that they need When we're doing it their way, their aims will be achieved They're gonna come when you're not ready When you're not too well-prepared They're gonna prey upon your weakness No man's soul is ever spared You've got to stand up, yeah, and fight them Show them what it's all about This man is not for sale, there will be no backing down Stand up and fight! And I'll stand up with you We shall succeed Stand up and fight! And I'll stand up with you Stand up and fight! And I'll stand up with you We shall succeed Stand up and fight! And I'll stand up with you
20
@Mariam
905
And it's No, Nay, never, No, nay never no more Will I play the wild rover, No never no more I've been a wild rover for many's the year I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer And now I'm returning with gold in great store And I never will play the wild rover no more And it's No, Nay, never, No, nay never no more Will I play the wild rover, No never no more I went in to an alehouse I used to frequent And I told the landlady me money was spent I asked her for credit, she answered me nay Such a custom as you I can have any day And it's No, Nay, never, No, nay never no more Will I play the wild rover, No never no more I took up from me pocket, ten sovereigns bright And the landlady's eyes opened up with delight She says "I have whiskeys and wines of the best And the words that you told me were only in jest" And it's No, Nay, never, No, nay never no more Will I play the wild rover, No never no more And it's No, Nay, never, No, nay never no more Will I play the wild rover, No never no more I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son And, when they've caressed me as oft times before I never will play the wild rover no more And it's No, Nay, never, No, nay never no more Will I play the wild rover, No never no more And it's No, Nay, never, No, nay never no more Will I play the wild rover, No never no more
MORE...[+]

Set Stop Beating Me At Catan Luka, I Swear On My Goddamn Life ringtone on an Android Phone:

1. Select Download Ringtone button above.
2. Go to Settings app.
3. Select Sounds & Vibration.
4. Select Phone ringtone.
5. Select Ringtone from Internal Storage.
6. Click the Apply button.
So after only a few basic steps, you have successfully done the default ringtone on your phone running Android operating system with the pop songs you want.



Set Stop Beating Me At Catan Luka, I Swear On My Goddamn Life ringtone for your iPhone:

1. Select Download M4R for iPhone button above and save to your PC or Mac.
2. Connect your iPhone to your PC or Mac via its charging cable.
3. Launch iTunes and drag the .m4r to the Tones folder (Under "On My Device").
Hopefully, the guides for configuring ringtones for iPhones and Android phones will make it simple for you to replace the uninteresting default sounds on your phone with your own personal favorites.



Browse 5,000,000+ free ringtones by categories:

Thanks for letting us know
Your feedback is important in helping us keep the 1Ringtone community safe.
Close

X

#1 Ringtone App - top ringtones for free!

logo
Login with Google Login with Facebook

By joining, you agree to Terms of Service & Privacy Policy.

Upload a ringtone

You can upload MP3, WAV, M4A, OGG, M4R, ACC format files.

By selecting 'Upload' you are representing that this item is not obscene and does not otherwise violate Terms of Service, and that you own all copyrights to this item or have express permission from the copyright owner(s) to upload it.

Before uploading, please read our Privacy.