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Stone the Crows - Andrew Lloyd Webber, Linzi Hateley, David Easter & "Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat" 1991 London Cast

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Stone the Crows - song lyrics

Pharaoh said
"Well, stone the crows! This Joseph is a clever kid!
Who'd have thought that fourteen cows
Could mean the things he said they did?"
"Joseph, you must help me further
I have got a job for you
You shall lead us through this crisis
You shall be my number two!"

Pharaoh told his guards to fetch a chisel from the local store
Where upon he ordered them to cut the chains that Joseph wore
Joseph got a royal pardon and a host of splendid things
A chariot of gold, a cloak, a medal and some signet rings

Joseph! (Joseph!)
Pharaoh's number two (Pharaoh's number two)
Joseph! (Joseph!)
Egypt looks to you (Egypt looks to you)
Joseph! (Joseph!)
Pharaoh's number two (Pharaoh's number two)
Joseph! (Joseph!)
Egypt looks to you (Egypt looks to-)
Joseph!

Seven summers on the trot
Were perfect, just as Joseph said
Joseph saw that food was gathered
Ready for the years ahead
Seven years of famine followed
Egypt didn't mind a bit
The first recorded rationing
In history was a hit!

Joseph, how can we ever say
All that we want to about you
We're so glad that you came our way
We would have perished without you

Joseph, we are the perfect team
Old buddies - that's you and me
I was wise to have chosen you
You'll be wise to agree

Joseph, how can we ever say
All that we want to about you
We're so glad that you came our way
We would have perished without you

We were in a jam
Would have baffled Abraham
But now we're a partnership
It's just a piece of cake

(Greatest man since Noah)
(Only goes to show'a)
Anyone from anywhere can make it
If they get a lucky break

This could be a happy ending
Perfect place to stop the show
Joseph, after all, has gone
About as far as he can go
But I'm sure that Jacob
And his other sons have crossed your mind
How had famine hit the family
Joseph left behind?

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