If you want to drive a big limousine I'll buy the longest one you've ever seen I'll buy you tall, tall trees and all the waters in the seas I'm a fool, fool, fool for you If you want to own a great big mansion Well, I'll give it my utmost attention I'll buy you tall, tall trees and all the waters in the seas I'm a fool, fool, fool for you Well, I'm a fool, fool for you (It may take a while but I'll prove it's true) Well, if it's lovin' you want, then I've got it If it's money you want, then I'll get it I'll buy you tall, tall trees and all the waters in the seas I'm a fool, fool, fool for you Hey, yeah, woo If you want to take a trip across the ocean I'll travel anywhere you take a notion I'll buy you tall, tall trees and all the waters in the seas I'm a fool, fool, fool for you And if you want to own a great big mansion Well, I'll give it my utmost attention I'll buy you tall, tall trees and all the waters in the seas I'm a fool, fool, fool for you Hey, I'm a fool, fool for you (It may take a while but I'll prove it's true) Well, if it's lovin' you want, then I've got it If it's money you want, well, I'll get it I'll buy you tall, tall trees and all the waters in the seas I'm a fool, fool, fool for you Yeah, I'm a fool, fool, fool for you

Flowers, I sent Were found dead on their arrival The words, I said Inserted foot in my mouthful So when, we dance My lead it ain't so graceful (Isn't so, not ain't so) I'm a hapless romantic St-t-tuttering p-poet Just call me a tragic comic 'Cause i'm, in, in love with you Ah ha Ah ha Seconds And when, we dine I forget to push in your seat I wear, the wine Spilling hearts all over my sleeve A stitch, in time Proposing down on my knees (Splitting between the seams) I'm a hapless romantic St-t-tuttering p-poet Just call me a tragic comic 'Cause i'm, in, in love with you Ah ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha Nobody, can know the Trouble I've, seen Nobody, can know the Trouble I've, seen Nobody, can know the Trouble I've, get into When always tragic comedy I'm a hapless romantic St-t-tuttering p-poet Just call me a tragic comic 'Cause i'm, in, in love with you I'm a hapless romantic St-t-tuttering p-poet Just call me a tragic comic 'Cause I'm (tragic comic), in, in love with you Ah ha Ah ha ha ha ha ha