They fixed up the corner store like it was a nightclub, It's prominently disco. Everyone is dressed so oddly I can't recognize them, I can't tell the staff from the customers. Baby check this out I've got something to say, Man it's so loud in here. When they stop the drum machine and I can think again, I'll remember what it was. You have to carry all your things, You can't misplace them, There's nowhere to place anything. Baby check this out I've got something to say, Man it's so loud in here. When they stop the drum machine and I can think again, I'll remember what it was. They're all shoutin something at us, waving and pointing. They revamped the airport completely now it looks just like a nightclub, Everyone's excited and confused. Baby check this out I've got something to say, Man it's so loud in here. When they start the love machine and I can love again, I'll remember what it was. Baby check this out I've got something to say, Man it's so loud in here (Man it's loud in here) Repeat 5x

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