Smoke Two Joints (Live at the Palace 1995) - Sublime

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more Ooh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man" My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can" But then one day I met a man who came to me and said "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" So now I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints I smoke two joints when I play video game, and at every ten thousand points I smoke two joints I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more Ooh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man" My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can" But then one day I met a man who came to me and said "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" That's why I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more Smoke two joints That 's what I do! Smoke two joints Come and smoke two joints with me in the morning Smoke two joints Come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, ya Smoke two joints Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework? Smoke two joints I knew you were going to say that! Smoke two joints Smoke two joints That 's what I do! Smoke two joints

She was living in a single room with three other individuals One of them was a male, and the other two, well hell the other two were females God only knows what they were up to in there And furthermore Susan I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smokes marijuana cigarettes Refers that is I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace And two at time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more Freaky freaky freaky Smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died Took a big spliff of some good sensimillia Smoked two cigarettes 'til the day she died Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky "Easy-E were ya ever caught steppin'? " "Hell nah! " Freaky freaky freaky Freak-freak, freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky Daddy he once told me, "You gotta be a hardworking woman" My mama she once told me, "You gotta do the best you can" But then one day I met a man who came to me and said "Hard work good, hard work fine but first take care of head" I wanna celebrate I wanna celebrate I wanna celebrate I think that was it...