When I wake up in the morning I see a slug staring down He gives me one look And sets me the crown I'm the King of the Slugs now I'm the King of the Slugs now I'm the King of the Slugs now I'm the King of the Slugs bitch Watch me wah wah Wah wah wah wah Wah wah wah wah Wah wah wah Wah wah wah wah Wag wah wah wah Wah wah wah wah Wah wah wah I get my clothes from the washing machine I see a slug staring down He gives me one look And sets me the crown I'm the King of the Slugs now I'm the King of the Slugs now I'm the King of the Slugs now I'm the King of the Slugs bitch Well hey there little ditzy boy Why don't you play a song for me Well I slide I slide into the night Covered in vaseline I said hey there little ditzy boy Why don't you play a song for me Well I slide I slide into the night Covered in vaseline The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall The wall the wall, the wall, the wall The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall The wall, the wall the wall Going up the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall The wall the wall, the wall, the wall I said hey there little ditzy boy Why don't you play a song for me Well I slide I slide into the night Covered in vaseline I said hey there little ditzy boy Why don't you play a song for me Well I slide I slide into the night Covered in vaseline baby