Sir Its The Wife

My life's In jeopardy Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be I ain't been home since Friday night and now my wife Is comin' after me Give me police protection Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one Give me a bodyguard a black belt judo expert With a machine gun Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough To send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive I may end up spendin' all my money But I'll still be alive All I did was have a bit too much to drink And I picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough To send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long long drive I may end up spendin' all my money But I'll still be alive And I'm oh so tired of running Gonna lay down on the floor I gotta rest some time So I can get to run some more Yeah She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin'

Well I can still here my father say Son it's gonna be one of them days When the sun shines while it rains And just remember this for the rest of your life It means the devil's been beating his wife So keep your heart to yourself She'll be out on the prowl tonight She'll come out, steal you away In the sunshine with the rain Like she did to me that day You might think you'll be alright But son you better run for your life You ain't got what it takes to play With the devil's wife You know I could still smell the rain Rising from the road that day When she walked into my life And with all that rain and all that shine She had the same mixed in her eyes I knew that should've made me think twice She'll come out, steal you away In the sunshine with the rain Like she did to me that day You might think you'll be alright But son you better run for your life You ain't got what it takes to play With the devil's wife With the devil's wife She'll come out, steal you away In the sunshine with the rain Like she did to me that day You might think you'll be alright But son you better run for your life You ain't got what it takes to play With the devil's wife With the devil's wife With the devil's wife