Dear Evan Hansen We've been way too out of touch Things have been crazy And it sucks that we don't talk that much But I should tell you that I think of you each night I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight Why would you write that? I'm just trying to tell the truth. This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just—I'll do it. I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard Hard? Has been bad Bad? Has been rough Kinky! And I miss talking about life and other stuff Very specific. Shut up! I like my parents Who says that? I love my parents But each day's another fight If I stop smoking drugs Then everything might be alright Smoking drugs? Just fix it! If I stop smoking crack Crack?! If I stop smoking pot Then everything might be alright I'll take your advice I'll try to be more nice I'll turn it around Wait and see 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention It's easy to change if you give it your attention All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be Sincerely, Me Are we done yet? Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know? Oh my god. Dear Connor Murphy, Yes, I also miss our talks Stop doing drugs Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks No. I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees No! You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise Absolutely not. Dude, I'm proud of you Just keep pushing through You're turning around I can see Just wait and see! 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention It's easy to change if you give it your attention All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be Sincerely, Me My sister's hot What the hell! My bad. Dear Evan Hansen, Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy, I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad Well anyway! You're getting better every day I'm getting better every day We're getting better every day Hey hey hey hey! 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention It's easy to change if you give it your attention All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be Sincerely Miss you dearly Sincerely, Me Sincerely, Me Sincerely, Me Sincerely, Me

Dear me, it's been quite a while since we had a chat You went away but we love you and we need you back Over time, it seems you may have lost your way But hopefully, there's still a chance it's not too late If this message finds you in time and you're doing well If you're reading it and you're still alive and not in jail Do something worthwhile and positive, make history Don't die a mystery... Sincerely, me I always considered myself the exception to the rule that I would never Sell my soul to be excepted or be thought of as cool But that's exactly what I ended up doing, low key I called my people nigga, and nigga's what they called me Somewhere along the path, I guess I kinda lost my way Everybody else way saying it, so I thought it would be okay I even made up rules like "I can say it, because I'm black" I can sing it in a song, but you can't sing it back I told myself I took control of the word, jokes on me Cause I call mySELF a nigga now, they don't need to say it B Negro, nigger, nigga it's all the same I identify with this word more than my own name But I have remember where that shit came from tho, nowhere nice These people took me and sold me for a fucking price They didn't bother to learn MY name, instead they gave me this And I proudly embrace it like it's some kind of gift But it's not a gift it's a mutherfucking racial slur Blacks, whites, hispanics nobody use the word How about instead when we refer to one another We use a word more appropriate like I don't know - brother? Dear me, it's been quite a while since we had a chat You went away but we love you and we need you back Over time, it seems you may have lost your way But hopefully, there's still a chance it's not too late If this message finds you in time and you're doing well If you're reading it and you're still alive and not in jail Do something worth while and positive, make history Don't die a mystery... Sincerely, me I'm not exactly sure when or where along the road My women stopped being women and became bitches and hoes But I know I have a son and my son has a mother And even though we're not together anymore, I still love her Yeah we had our issues, and I did some things that I regret But that doesn't make her less than human or undeserving of respect Her name ain't bitch and it shole ain't ho And even though we may never be cool again, she needs to know that God put her on this earth to be the cradle of life And I should have been more appreciative when she was my wife Now I can't turn back the hands of time to try make it right It's best to wish her well and to have a happy life But what I take from that I needed to show some more respect For one of the greatest gifts from God - the fairer sex And if I'm lucky enough to ever fall in love again As God is my witness, I'll be a better Ken For the rest of you men out there, stunting and trappin' Not only are they not thots and hoes, we're blessed to have em That if it weren't for my mother, there would be no me And for the record, there's no hoes in my family tree Dear me, it's been quite a while since we had a chat You went away but we love you and we need you back Over time, it seems you may have lost your way But hopefully, there's still a chance it's not too late If this message finds you in time and you're doing well If you're reading it and you're still alive and not in jail Do something worth while and positive, make history Don't die a mystery... Sincerely, me If I could facetime my younger self, or send a letter What would I say? Probably that I could do better I've taken a lot of short cuts and what not over the years Made a lot of mistakes cried a lot of tears Done a lot of things, that I probably shouldn't a did And said a lot of things I probably shouldn't a said Honestly, I'm kind of surprised I'm still alive But here I am, the real me trying to survive I put a message in a bottle and I let it go There were some things to be said, that I needed to know Like it's never too late to try, and I'm damn near fifty Change starts from within, and it's about me So before I tell somebody else how to live and what to say I gotta read this letter and fix Ken Bray And when I perfect them maybe I can judge you better But for now I'll keep writing letters to me Dear me, it's been quite a while since we had a chat You went away but we love you and we need you back Over time, it seems you may have lost your way But hopefully, there's still a chance it's not too late If this message finds you in time and you're doing well If you're reading it and you're still alive and not in jail Do something worth while and positive, make history Don't die a mystery... Sincerely, me

I'm sick of smiling And so is my jaw Can't you see my front is crumbling down? I'm sick of being someone I'm not Please get me out of this slump I'm sick of clapping When I know I can do it better for myself I'm sick of waiting Sick of all these words that will never matter I wire these nerves together Hoping for a chance to think on time And I'm tracing over your letter To see if your intentions are as good as mine But you're getting worse I swear it It's hard to prove you're an understatement You're getting worse and I know That you'll be calling, calling, calling me again I'm done with everything That had to do with you Don't worry your pictures are already burned I'm done with new friends Don't sell yourself short You'll lose it in the end I'll wire these nerves together Hoping for a chance to think on time And I'm tracing over your letter To see if your intentions are as good as mine But you're getting worse I swear it It's hard to prove you're an understatement But you're getting worse and I know That you'll be calling, calling, calling me again I can't help how I feel No I can't help how I feel But you're getting worse I swear it It's hard to prove you're an understatement You're getting worse and I know You'll be calling, calling, calling me again Calling me again Calling me again But you're getting worse I swear it It's hard to prove you're an understatement You're getting worse and I know You'll be calling, calling, calling me again

Dear, I fear we're facing a problem You love me no longer, I know And maybe there is nothing That I can do to make you do Mama tells me I shouldn't bother That I ought to stick to another girl A girl that surely deserves me But I think you do! So I cry, and I pray and I beg Love me love me Say that you love me Fool me fool me Go on and fool me Love me love me Pretend that you love me Leave me leave me Just say that you need me So I cried, and I begged for you to Love me love me Say that you love me Leave me leave me Just say that you need me I can't care about anything but you Lately I have desperately pondered Spent my nights awake and I wonder What I could have done in another way To make you stay Reason will not reach a solution I will end up lost in confusion I don't care if you really care As long as you don't go So I cry, I pray and I beg Love me love me Say that you love me Fool me fool me Go on and fool me Love me love me Pretend that you love me Leave me leave me Just say that you need me So I cried, and I begged for you to Love me love me Say that you love me Leave me leave me Just say that you need me I can't care about anything but you (Anything but you) Love me love me Fool me fool me Love me love me I can't care about anything but you