We wouldn't be seen dead here in the day I guess you're lucky that it's dark now And if I like it, then we'll stay Impress the empress, take your shot now We got the glow in our mouths White teeth teens are out Out White teeth teens are up for it I know you love it when the hairpins start to drop I like your reckoning But we got our methods, and there's nothing here to stop To stop this If you want, we'll help tonight to split its seams Give the bruises out like gifts You'll get the picture of your dreams I won't be smiling But the notes from my admirers fill the dashboard just the same, ah, ah, ah We got the glow in our mouths White teeth teens are out Out White teeth teens are up for it I know you love it when the hairpins start to drop I like your reckoning But we got our methods, and there's nothing here to stop To stop us when we're up for it I know you love it when the hairpins start to drop I like your reckoning But we got our methods, and there's nothing here to stop To stop this (And everything works out so good) (I wear the robe like no one could) (Everything works out so good) I'll let you in on something big (I wear the robe like no one could) I am not a white teeth teen (Everything works out so good) I tried to join, but never did (I wear the robe like no one could) the way they are, the way they seem (Everything works out so good) there's something else, it's in the blood (I wear the robe like no one could) their molars blinking like the lights (Everything works out so good) in the underpass where we all sit (I wear the robe like no one could) and do nothing and love it (Everything works out so good) (I wear the robe like no one could) (Everything works out so good) (I wear the robe like no one could) We got the glow in our mouths (everything works out so good) (I wear the robe like no one could) White teeth teens are out Out (everything works out so good) (I wear the robe like no one could) White teeth teens are out

Where were you in sixty eight In sixty eight Julie was Johnnie's date Two kids growing together Living each day as if time was slipping away Oh, they were just sixteen And their love a teenage dream They passed the time, they crossed the line The line that ran between Julie and Johnnie now you've made it But life goes on, you know it ain't easy You've just gotta be strong if you're one of the sixteens And life goes on, you know, you know it ain't easy You know you'll never go wrong 'Cause you're all part of the sixteens Suzie and Davey got to make the big time Maybe they can put it all together in a show that lasts forever Oh they would walk the strip at nights And dream they saw their name in lights On Desolation Boulevard they'll light the faded light Suzie and Davey you can make it But life goes on, you know it ain't easy You've just gotta be strong if you're one of the sixteens And life goes on, you know, you know it ain't easy You know you'll never go wrong 'Cause you're all part of the sixteens So where were you in sixty eight When Bobby and Billy thought That sixty eight was out of date They took the flowers from their hair And tried to make us all aware Too bad, too late So they lived from day to day And tried to do it all their way But sixty eight was sixty eight No matter what they say Bobby and Billy, maybe you'll make it one day But life goes on, you know it ain't easy You've just gotta be strong if you're one of the sixteens And life goes on, you know, you know it ain't easy You know you'll never go wrong 'Cause you're all And life goes on, you know, you know it ain't easy You know you'll never go wrong 'Cause you're all part of the sixteens

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