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Shia - Calamity Jones

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@Fanni
17
30 Sec

Shia - song lyrics

Callin me crazy
I'll take it to mean that they think I'm amazing
Maybe I'm crazy
But maybe they make me this way to dilapidate all I'm creating
They wanna sedate me
Take me and say that I'm losing my weight but it's mass that I'm gaining
I'm spastic and anything halfway to maps in the asscrack of the facts is forever ensnaring

Maybe it's nonsense
Maybe it's bonkers
Maybe it's honesty coming in backwards
Maybe it's flushing the thoughts of a villainous heart into something pedantic and hapless
I wanna be happy, tell me who doesn't
But where I'm at feels like a far distant cousin
Maybe the tooth fairy's carrying more than just money
And soon in my sleep I'll be smothered
Until I discover
One fateful day in the summer
Coming home late from dilemmas I'm ever a part of
And starting to wonder what fate could've made for me
Had I not crumbled up under the weight of self hate
To abandon myself in a tundra
Degrading my wonder
And taking my state of elation to rip me apart
And to ever then tear me asunder

Life's one mother fucker
Like it or not gotta love her
Screaming out fuck it
Testing our luck before punting the bucket
And risking it all for the biscuits and muffins
Guess where they're stuffin
I do and I did and I doesn't
I wish that I didn't forget who I wasn't
But I'm at a point to appoint poignant points in abundance
As if I were able to function
I'm here at the function
Hearing a decent injunction
And wearing a fleece for the function
Appearing to me that we're here to deceive all the people receding in bunches
Hunched over
Gut feelings never come when sober
So if ima deliver this shit when I get an idea
I'll be lighting off tungstens
Running on crutches
Setting a path yet alas
Destinations amass in abundance
Cut em in half and the options appear to be clear
In the rear it's a massive assumption
But fuck it I'm bumpin
Sputterin utterance only to get a reaction or somethin
Now isn't that something
Coming to terms with a fallacy
All just to come and say something
So I think it's check mate
Take it and place it in places reduced to the view of UV rays
On to some new days
Hip to the hoo-ray
Hop to beginning this stage of the new wave
Welcome to doomsday
If not today or tomorrow it's coming on Monday or Tuesday
And if you do make it through, yay for you
Way to prove they can lose all of they shit, Bobby Boucher

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@Nadezhda
121
(Rhythm is both the song's manacle and it's demonic charge. It is the original breath, it is the whisper of unremitting demand. "What do you still want of me?", says the singer. "What do you think you can still draw from my lips?" Exact presence that no fantasy can represent. Purveyor of the oldest secret, alive with the blood that boils again, and is pulsing where the rhythm is torn apart. How your singer's blood is incensed at the depth of sound. Lacerations echo in the mouth's open erotic sky where dance together the lost frenzies of rhythm and an imploring immobility. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Grace Jones. Jones the Rhythm.) Slave! Slave to the rhythm Dance to the rhythm Axe to wood in ancient times Man machine, production line The fire burns, with heartbeats strong Sing out loud, the chain gang song Never stop the action Keep it up, keep it up Never stop the action Keep it up, keep it up Slave to the rhythm Dance to the rhythm, The rhythm... master... master... Never stop the action, keep it up Never stop the action Keep it up, keep it up. Slave to the rhythm, work to the rhythm, Dance to the rhythm, live to the rhythm. Slave to the rhythm, Dance to the rhythm, live to the rhythm, Slave to the rhythm, work... to the rhythm, To the rhythm, work to the rhythm, to the rhythm. Slave, slave, To the rhythm, to the rhythm, to the rhythm. (Grace) Oh that's weird... (Grace Jones, welcome) Thank you Paul. And if you're wondering what's wrong with my voice, I just choked on my saliva. So... (Now obviously you're in the Bond movie.)
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