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Gather 'round boys and girls, uh huh huh huh Let me tell you a story I know you ain't heard This is the story about how the Mrs. saved Christmas Mrs. Santa Claus that is It was the first Christmas in all the Christmases Ever in history When a reindeer bucked and Santa got stuck Inside of the chimney The reindeer flew the sleigh up north On Santa Clause's request To inform Mrs. Santa Clause That she'd have to come deliver the gifts When Mrs. Claus heard the news She called out to all of the elves Go grab the bags and fill them up With every toy from the shelves There is no time to waste my friends Poor Santa needs all our help And until he finds his way out the chimney We'll have to do this by ourselves They filled the slay from end to end With more bags than could fit There were so many toys for good girls and boys Mrs. Clause had nowhere to sit She climbed on the top of a heaping mound And yelled out down below Hey Rudolph, I need the maximum speed You gotta gimme that get-up-and-go! The reindeer raced from place to place Between the clouds and stars While Mrs. Clause shimmied down the chimneys The elves squeezed through burglar bars When all the gifts were given out There was one more thing to do Before they returned to the North Pole Santa Clause needed a rescue He was stuck so deep in the chimney His feet were almost touching the ground Mrs. Clause didn't know whether it was better To pull him up or push him down She lowered a rope for Santa to grab And told him hold on tight With the other end tied up to the sleigh The reindeer pulled with all their might With a heave and a hoe Santa didn't let go As he busted out of the stack Now Santa was free but unfortunately The chimney had a crack The elves all helped to fix the broken bricks And no, it didn't take long And with Mr. and Mrs. Santa Clause They headed home before the dawn On Christmas day the children awoke With eager hearts just to see A pleasant surprise before their eyes Were presents right under the tree That's how the Mrs saved Christmas The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey Hurray for Mrs. Santa Clause She ain't no regular dame, huh The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey Hurray for Mrs. Santa Clause She ain't no regular dame, she got game The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey Hurray for Mrs. Santa Clause She ain't no regular dame, huh The Mrs saved Christmas hey Hurray for Mrs. Santa Clause She ain't no regular dame, she got game So now you know how the story goes The Mrs. saved Christmas Mrs. Santa Clause that is And if anybody ever asks you, "Is it true?" You tell 'em, "Aaaahhhhhh yeah!" The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey Mrs., ahh the Mrs. The Mrs. saved Christmas, hey Mrs., ahh the Mrs. The Mrs. saved Christmas Hurray for Mrs. Santa Clause Mrs., ahh the Mrs. The Mrs. saved Christmas Hurray for Mrs. Santa Clause Mrs., ahh the Mrs. The Mrs. saved Christmas Hurray for Mrs. Santa Clause Mrs., ahh the Mrs. The Mrs. saved Christmas Hurray for Mrs. Santa Clause Hey