Santa's Beard - The Beach Boys

Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in. Lobsterbacks attack the town again Wrap all my things in aluminum Beams of darkness streak across the sky Pink rays from the ancient satellite Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me The power of the Holy Ghost Shadow of the New Praetorian Tipping Cows in fields Elysian Saturnalia for all you have The seven habits of the highly infected calf Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants International Business Machine Choking on bits of barley bread crumbs Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone Bugger dumb the last of academe Okkam's razor makes the cutting clean Shaven like a banker, lilac vegetal Break the glass ceiling and the golden parachute on down The power of the Holy Ghost comes to town Shadow of the New Praetorian Tipping cows in fields Elysian Saturnalia for all you have The seven habits of the highly infected calf

I used to see the night so anxious But now I know The only thing it ever taught me was a grand illusion That comes and goes The city blanketed in snow What if we die, no end and no conclusion? How could you smile, just walk away? Well, I don't know I don't know I met you at the railroad station Now years ago And something happened on the night I last drank with you In the neon glow Now I don't see you anymore The Midwestern sky is gray and cold The sun never shines but that's alright And I couldn't find the letters that you wrote me What did you write, where'd you go? Well, I don't know Take a little time, gonna roll the dice Taken for a ride, any normal life will do too Find another way, try to break the ice Every day and night the banana peels were true, true

I think we're getting kinda distant So I try to cling onto you But you had started resisting And your mind withdrew Conversations inconsistent I don't know what to do Say it's not about commitment You're just so confused I need time to think about it I need time to think things through 'Cause lately I've been drowning In thoughts of you Tell me, tell me how you're feeling Say it's all untrue Give me a reason for leaving 'Cause I'm so confused These days it's hard to leave when I see you in every part of me You're all I see Boys will be boys, but you're not like the other ones What will I do without you when tomorrow comes? All I do is think of you and cry All I do is think of you and cry Thirty days since the last call So I try to get over you Been experiencing withdrawal The less I do Thirty days since you left me And it's hard to see your point of view But I want you to be happy You're just so confused These days it's hard to leave when I see you in every part of me You're all I see Boys will be boys, but you're not like the other ones What will I do without you when tomorrow comes? All I do is think of you and cry All I do is think of you and cry All I do is think of you and cry All I do is think of you and cry All I do is think of you and cry All I do is think of you and cry, cry, cry Cry, cry, cry Cry, cry, cry Cry, cry, cry

Wendy, Wendy, what went wrong Oh so wrong? We went together for so long I never thought a guy could cry 'Til you made it with another guy Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy, don't lose your head Lose your head Wendy, don't believe a word he says I can't picture you with him His future looks awful dim Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, I wouldn't hurt you like that No no no I thought we had our love down pat Guess I was wrong The farthest thing from my mind Was the day that I'd wake up to find My Wendy, Wendy left me alone Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone