Santa Left a Booger In My Stocking - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Tonight, I'm waiting but my heart is so cold 'Cause you never stay more than a minute, so I'm told I know you're just doing your job But what am I supposed to do? When all I want for Christmas, darling, is to be with you I want you shimmy down the chimney, baby I want you fill up my stocking But when I offer you some Christmas greetings You just keep on walking, yeah I'm not asking for a miracle, just a night And if you just look in my eyes, you just might There'll be no other woman who'll treat you like I can (Come on over here) I'll be your loving, darling, you'll be my loving man Oh, I want you shimmy down the chimney, baby I want you fill up my stocking But when I offer you some Christmas greetings You just keep on walking I want you shimmy down the chimney, baby I want you fill up my stocking But when I offer you some Christmas greetings You just keep on walking (Keep on walking) I want you shimmy down the chimney, baby I want you shimmy down the chimney, baby You just keep on walking I want you shimmy down the chimney, baby I want you fill up my stocking I want you shimmy down the chimney, baby

Come in Mr. DJ, Phife by the microphone, Down wit the Tribe Called Quest, yes man. We cold rock it like this. Wheeler. My-milly-billy-billy-bum... My-milly-billy-billy-bum... My-milly-billy-billy-bum... My-milly-billy-billy-bum... My-milly-billy-billy-bum... I left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo I gotta get it, I got-got ta get it Left my wallet in El Segundo I gotta get it, I got-got ta get it My mother went away for a month-long trip Her and some friends on an ocean-liner ship She made a big mistake by leaving me home I had to roam so I picked up the phone Dialed Ali up to see what was going down Told him I pick him up so we could drive around Took the Dodge Dart, a '74 My mother left a yard but I needed one more Shaheed had me covered with a hundred greenbacks So we left Brooklyn and we made big tracks Drove down the Belt, got on the Conduit Came to a toll, we paid and went through it Had no destination, we was on a quest Ali laid in the back so he could get rest Drove down the road for two days and a half The sun had just risen on a dusty path Just then a figure had caught my eye A man with a sombrero who was four feet high I pulled over to ask, were we was at His index finger he tipped up his hat "El Segundo," he said, "my name is Pedro If you need directions, I'll tell you pronto" Needed civilization, some sort of reservation He said a mile south, there's a fast food station Thanks, senor, as I start up the motor Ali said, "Damn, Tip, why you drive so far for?" When he said "Why?" I said, "We gotta go 'Cause I left my wallet in El Segundo" I left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo I gotta get it, I got-got ta get it Left my wallet in El Segundo I gotta get it, I got-got ta get it Left my wallet in El Segundo I gotta get it, I got-got ta get it Anyway a gas station we passed We got gas and went on to get grub It was a nice little pub in the middle of nowhere Anywhere would have been better I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em Ali had the fruit punch When we finished we thought for ways to get back I had a hunch Ali said, "Pay for lunch" So I did it Pulled out the wallet and I saw this wicked Beautiful lady she was a waitress there Put the wallet down and stared and stared To put me back into reality, here's Shaheed: "Yo, Tip, man, you got what you need?" I checked for keys and started to step But what do you know, my wallet I forget I left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo I gotta get it, I got-got ta get it I left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo Come on, let's go... A-milly-billy-billy-bum... My-milly-billy-billy-bum. My-milly-billy-billy-bum. My-milly-billy-billy-bum. My-milly-billy-billy-bum. Come in Mr. DJ Lord, have mercy The heat got hotter, Ali starts to curse me I fell bad but he makes me feel badder Chit-chit-chatter, car stars we scatter Breaking on out, we was Northeast bound Jettin' on down at the speed of sound Three days coming and three more going We get back and there was no slack 490 Madison, we're here, Sha He said, "All right, Tip, see you tomorrow" Thinking about the past week, the last week Hands go in my pocket, I can't speak Go to the car and torpe'ed to the shack Of Shaheed, "We gotta go back" When he said "Why?" I said, "We gotta go 'Cause I left my wallet in El Segundo" I left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo I gotta get it, I got-got ta get it I left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo Left my wallet in El Segundo Come on, let's go...

I left my heart in San Francisco, High on a hill, it calls to me, To be where little cable cars, Climb halfway to the stars, The morning fog may chill the air, I don't care! My heart waits there, in San Francisco, Above the blue and windy sea. When I come home to you, San Francisco, Your golden sun will shine for me

You can get the Meatwad, teeth get knocked you gotta beef Hope you rethought, Frylock cock the Glock if you wanna see God Master shaker make you meet your maker quickly Drop a hot carl on your couch it's our city Aqua Teen Hunger Force the committee to keep it litty She ate my glizzy in the Benzy like it was dinner from Denny's Hold the hoopla I'm the grand poobah in a new car I'm Mr. Meatwad, acknowledge my presence, you peasants see God Master of shakes melt your face 'Lock got a supersized fry you may not want to taste Welcome-welcome to the neighborhood make no mistakes Aqua Teen armed from the brain to the waist (the waist) Ayo, Carl is a sucker so fuck him cause we don't love him It's mafioso hits for him and his connected cousin Pop him with my Glock label me neighbor, haters this my block Commit a murder and float away free, Viva la Frylock Aqua Teen Hunger Force crew get money, ayy Get get money, get, get money Aqua Teen Hunger Force, ain't shit funny Get get money, get, get money Get money, get, get money Get get money, get, get money Get money, get, get money Get get money, money, get money Looking like an igloo, it's about that time I'm a hot dog, hot shot, hell of a shot, pop pop Lock to the fry for the win Float above you like the wind just watch ops crawling away again Again, they fall again, they crawl again, we ball Shake, Fry, Meat against them all MC Pee Pants peed his pants at awe Heard us call I'm out from the schoolhouse hall I'm lit, I'm impaired, probably gotta call Doc Weird Holdin' my doctor Wongburger, talk with a odd flair Brain on the moon with Ignignokt and Err ATHF spray the room 'til it's all clear Fuck the fiasco corralling the bullshit with my lasso A super hero, might do some super shit for my people A super negro, fuck with me wrong I'm super lethal Super duper, we stay in some shit like pooper scoopers Run The Jewels Aqua Teen Hunger Force crew get money, ayy Get get money, get, get money Aqua Teen Hunger Force, ain't shit funny Get get money, get, get money Get money, get, get money Get get money, get, get money Get money, get, get money Get get money, money, get money