Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Seth MacFarlane

You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He's making a list And checking it twice He's gonna find out Who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming Santa Claus is coming Santa Claus is coming To town

You better not pout Better not cry Better be good, I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town! He's making a list Checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is coming to town! He knows when you've been sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows when you've been good or bad So be good for goodness sake! You better not cry Better not pout Better be good He's checking you out Santa Claus is coming to town! He knows when you've been sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows when you've been good or bad So be good for goodness sake, oh! You better not pout Better not cry Better be sweet I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town! Santa Claus is coming to town! Santa Claus is coming to town! The big fat man is coming The big fat man is coming The big fat man is coming to town

And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear And state my case, of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's full I have traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this I did it my way Regrets, I've had a few But then again, too few to mention I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption I planned each charted course, each careful step along the by way And more, much more than this I did it my way Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew But through it all, when there was doubt I ate it up and spit it out I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way I've loved, laughed and cried I've had my fill, my share of losing And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say, not in a shy way Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way For what is a mouse, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels The record shows I took the blows and did it my way

If you ever get to Calcutta Say, "Hello" if you notice me near I might as well go to Calcutta 'Cause you certainly don't need me 'round here I may look you up in Calcutta Buzz me at the bazaar, I'll be doing an act with a snake The next time we meet, I'll be wearing a sheet 'Cause here you won't give me a break So long, baby I've packed up all of my junk But the next time you see me I'll be riding on an elephant's trunk Won't you look for me in Calcutta And I'll wave as I climb up my rope You know, in your turban, you won't look suburban At least I won't feel like a dope You're gonna chase me off to Calcutta Unless you tell me you love me, I hope In Brazil, hey, baby, you bugged me When you made such a play for that chick (She was showing me the samba) In Spain, when your arms could a hugged me You were teaching some floozie a trick (I was showing her the two-step) In Monterey, you were fickle (never moved) On that slow boat to China too fast Well, how about me on the Isle of Capri When you thought of me seldom and last What, hold, baby What, say let's call it a truce Lets both fly to India I've been acting like a silly mongoose We could both make up in Calcutta We could kiss as we climb up a rope We'll start a new tango beneath an old mango While watching rhinoceros elope Our next report will come from Calcutta Unless you tell me you love me, I hope Unless you tell me you love me, I hope

We all got lost in the uncanny valley Took a wrong turn at the end of the alley No one had a map and no one kept tally In the uncanny valley, no one kept tally Will you build me a shelter from bushes and sticks? Will you light me a fire with fishes and sticks? I've got helter-skelter I've gone shilly-shally We all got lost in the uncanny valley Took a wrong turn at the end of the alley No one had a map and no one kept tally In the uncanny valley, no one kept tally Oh the landmarks are shifting The twister is rising The fog hasn't lifted Beyond the horizon There's no dilly-dally There's no grand finale We all got lost in the uncanny valley Took a wrong turn at the end of the alley No one had a map and no one kept tally In the uncanny valley, no one kept tally Oh we slid through the rift On a brass and a drift On a dime and a gift We were given short shrift Oh will we now shall we Oh may call our Sally We all got lost in the uncanny valley Took a wrong turn at the end of the alley No one had a map and no one kept tally In the uncanny valley, no one kept tally Oh the sky is closing in now The stars are on fire The way markers founder As funeral biers To the step, to the rally To the march, through the galley We all got lost in the uncanny valley Took a wrong turn at the end of the alley No one had a map and no one kept tally In the uncanny valley, no one kept tally All the way to the unknown thing And the death in the life that we bring All the way to the unknown thing And the death in the life that we bring We all got lost in the uncanny valley Took a wrong turn at the end of the alley No one had a map and no one kept tally In the uncanny valley, no one kept tally We all got lost in the uncanny valley Took a wrong turn at the end of the alley No one had a map and no one kept tally In the uncanny valley, no one kept tally

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul With a corncob pipe and a button nose And two eyes made out of coal Frosty the snowman was a fairy tale, they say He was made of snow, but the children know How he came to life one day There must have been some magic In that old silk hat they found For when they placed it on his head He began to dance around Oh, Frosty the snowman was alive as he could be And the children say he could laugh and play Just the same as you and me Thumpety, thump, thump, thumpety, thump, thump Look at Frosty go Thumpety, thump, thump, thumpety, thump Ah, Liz, that, that doesn't sound like snow I think he's thumping Ah, well, that's a stretch Oh, Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day So, he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun now Before I melt away" Down to the village with a broomstick in his hand Running here and there, all around the square Saying, "Catch me if you can" He led them down the streets of town Right to the traffic cop And he only paused a moment When he heard him holler, "Stop" Poor Frosty the snowman had to hurry on his way But he waved goodbye Saying, "Don't you cry, I'll be back again someday" Yes, he waved goodbye Saying, "Don't you cry I'll be back again someday" Hey, there's that thump again He's gotta thump, he has no feet Yeah, yes Let it go, it's over

She said, "Nine o'clock," she said, "Nine o'clock" Can I just keep breathing 'til nine o'clock? Little heart, will you, please, hold together 'Til she's here, standin' near again? Then, at nine o'clock, we may see a sight Like the world's first rainbow to glow at night And if we get a kiss just then We'll see miracles from nine to ten She said, "Nine o'clock," she said, "Nine o'clock" Can I just keep on breathing until nine o'clock? Little heart, won't you, please, hold together Until she's here, standin' so near again? Because at nine o'clock, we may see a sight Like the world's first rainbow to glow at night And if we get a kiss just then Oh, we'll see miracles from nine to ten