Rudolph, The Solfege Reindeer - Mister Blair

D: now look fellas, i've been walking around the north pole For 2 days and i'm cold and tired and, well, where's the Surprise you brought me here to see? A: around the next corner. T: there he is! C: hi, rudolph! S: hello, rudolph. T: hi, old pal. D: who's rudolph, boys? C: who's rudolph?! tell him, ruddy! R: i'm rudolph the red-nosed reindeer I have a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows C: all of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names They'd never let poor rudolph Join in any reindeer games R: then one foggy christmas eve Santa came to say (that's my boss) Rudolph with your nose so bright Wontcha guide my sleigh tonight C: then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history S: hey, you sing good, ruddy! A: that was fine. T: yeah, good for you, ruddy! R: aw shucks, fellas. D: say fellas, it's awfully cold here. i'm gonna see if i can find Myself a nice warm igloo. try to get along without me, if you Possibly can, because i... (fades out) C: then one foggy christmas eve Santa came to say R: rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight C: then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history R: by the way, what do you want for christmas, simon? S: i want a real astrocar T: i want a real live pony R: how about it, alvin? A: well, first i still want that hula hoop, and a... (fades out)

Well, here's one for all the little kids You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose Well, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed (Like a light bulb) All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names No, they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games Oh, then one foggy Christmas Eve Oh, Santa came to say (ho, ho, ho) Rudolph, with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Well, then all reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee (hee, hee) Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, you'll go down in history Well, then one foggy Christmas Eve Oh, Santa came to say (ho, ho, ho) Rudolph, with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Well, then all the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee (hee, hee) Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, you'll go down in history Yeah, you'll go down, go down in history

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw him You would even say it glows All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history! Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history! Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history!

Awake in a dream Spent my summer awake in a dream Saw a shrink, I was fourteen Jane can't see what I came to be, yeah Past year disappeared Spent all night looking for the time That I washed off, always pay attention to the wrong things, dog Wrong never felt right, so long, long I'mma go ahead and get ahead while I'm gone Make enough money not to stress that I'm broke Dancing on the second floor, elevator coming up slow I don't give a house vote, know I'm getting old How many times do I call 'em psycho? It's a cycle, I know Had a falling out over a vinyl bein' broke You end up wanting something You're a lot of good for nothing The best thing about not having you around I can finally hear myself think out loud And the trees tall, since I always looked down And the people ask me what I'm doing, doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, out) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, get on my couch) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, out) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, back, back, back hurt, hurt) All up on ya, four in the morning Neighbors like Haven't thought about it We don't talk about it like All up on ya, four in the morning Neighbors like Haven't thought about it We don't talk about it like Who are you proving yourself to? Move into the living room To get away from you Might sleep out by the pool This is not a conversation, no This ain't no debate Out state, 'round the way Talk about it, 'nother day, maybe You end up wanting something You're a lot of good for nothing The best thing about not having you around (not having you around) I can finally hear myself think out loud (thinkin' out loud) And the trees tall, since I always look down (always do) And the people ask me what I'm doing, doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, out) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, get on my couch) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, backwoods, out) Doing now (Backwoods 'till my back hurt, back, back, back hurt, hurt

I was riding on Beverly by myself I was working at Yummy, no daylight, hell You were coming over once a week, wearing my lap You held me while I cried for the first time in a long time Never really good with people or comforting them My mom diagnosed, brother crying in his hands I said, "If she died, who gets to keep my cat?" Don't know why death would affect me like that But it did Least my mom still lives But my cat's gone Where my childhood is Where my innocence lived on a Fifty Street Thirty minutes from where I sleep But I miss my bunk bed And the sunsets And the old friends And the dead ends Even when I didn't have a reason to smile But I still did love songs going like this for ya Nights in your RV I won't remember Rides in your car seat I won't forget Nights in your RV I won't remember Rides in your car seat I won't forget If you don't feel my groove better move out If you don't fit the mood, where are you at If you don't feel my groove better move out If you don't fit the mood Fuck being modest Got me in bed with you More alive than ever Quit eating junk food Same pants all week Got bleach on the side For when you dye my hair green Looks blue, but you tried The times where I thought it was love were just peace A mountain a month between terrible weeks All this bad company But everything I hate is a product of me Can't take back what I've been born with My family gorgeous Flaws and I won't ignore them They're important Keeping these friends until the end 'cause they're important too Sammy got my back, and I got Jack's too But that don't mean everything squeaky clean in between That's really just how much they all mean to me And rest in peace to my cat, Gary, and Aunt Jane Steve, Kitty, Mary, cousin Jason, Rhonda, Richard Ooh Just stay forever Just stay forever Ooh You just stay You just stay the night Nights in your RV I won't remember Ride in your car seat, I won't forget Nights in your RV I won't remember Ride in your car seat, I won't forget If you don't feel my groove better move out If you don't fit the mood, where are you at If you don't feel my groove better move out If you don't fit the mood If you don't fit the mood If you don't fit the mood If you don't fit the mood If you don't fit the mood 5-111-2-111–00 5555-222-1111 55-11-22-0-2-00 1253-3333-555 I remember the fun times we had, like that was my best friend of 20 years And it sucks And I just, there would've been no pain if I had gone back and never met him

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