Romance is dead But the fantasy of us Lives on inside my head And I'm trying not to give up I'm so sick of putting effort in On scumbags who don't give a shit And I won't beg Romance is- What happened to going out on dates? Knockin' on my door with a bouquet Everybody now is so fast-paced Our love is dyin' What happened to kissing me goodnight? Chivalry is gone, we lost the fight I don't wanna keep wastin' my time I'm so done tryin' Please tell me why my standard's high I keep denying the truth Romance is dead But the fantasy of us Lives on inside my head And I'm trying not to give up I'm so sick of putting effort in On scumbags who don't give a shit And I won't beg Romance is-, romance is dead What happened to staying up real late? Laughing on the phone at jokes we made Now you leave me texts on read for days Our love is dyin' What happened to love through the mistakes? Another heartbreak, what a shame It's all a fucked up mess we've made I'm so done tryin' Please tell me why, I've lost my mind I keep denying the truth Romance is dead But the fantasy of us Lives on inside my head And I'm trying not to give up I'm so sick of putting effort in On scumbags who don't give a shit And I won't beg Romance is-, romance is dead I'm so done denyin' Sick and tired of tryin' Think I'd rather be alone Waste my life believin' Where's the love I'm needing? Maybe, I'll just never know There's no happy ending What's the point pretending? Guess, it's time to let it go Romance is dead But the fantasy of us Lives on inside my head And I'm trying not to give up I'm so sick of putting effort in On scumbags who don't give a shit And I won't beg Romance is-, romance is dead Romance is-, romance is dead

Yeah! And if your heart stops beating I'll be here wondering Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say, I Think they never liked you anyway Oh, take me from the hospital bed Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? Oh, dead Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish You never fell in love Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say, I Think they never liked you anyway Oh, take me from the hospital bed Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? And in my honest observation During this operation Found a complication in your heart, so long 'Cause now you've got (now you've got) Maybe just two weeks to live Is that the most the both of you can give? One, two, one, two, three, four La-la-la la-la La-la-la-la la-la La-la-la-la la-la-la Well, come on La-la-la la-la La-la-la-la la-la La-la-la-la la-la-la Oh, motherfucker If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? Dead!