And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail In their rendition of the Cell Block Tango! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh Cicero Lipschitz! You know how people Have these little habits That get you down. Like Bernie. Bernie like to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day And I am really irritated, and Looking for a little sympathy And there's Bernie layin' On the couch, drinkin' a beer And chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So, I said to him, I said, "Bernie, you pop that Gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots... ...into his head. He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have heard it I betcha you would Have done the same! I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago And he told me he was single And we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd Fix him a drink, We'd have dinner. It was like heaven in two and a half rooms And then I found out, "Single" he told me? Single, my ass. Not only Was he married ...oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that Night, when he came home from work, I fixed him His drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold Their arsenic. Hah! He had it coming He had it coming He took a flower In its prime And then he used it And he abused it It was a murder But not a crime! Pop, six, squish, uh-uh Cicero, Lipschitz Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for dinner, Minding my own business, In storms my husband Wilbur, In a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman," He says. He was crazy And he kept screamin', "You been screwin the milkman." And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times." If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same! Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják, Hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg Lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan Vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam A rendőrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg... Yeah, but did you do it? UH UH, not guilty! My sister, Veronica and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie, Traveled around with us. Now, for the last number in Our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row One two three four, five... splits, spread eagles, Back flips, flip flops, One right after the other. Well, this one night we were in Cicero, The three of us, sitting up in a hotel room Boozin' and Havin' a few laughs And we run out of ice. So I go out to get some. I come back, open the door And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen- The spread eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, When I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead. They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming all along I didn't do it But if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming They had it coming They took a flower All along In its prime I didn't do it And then they used it But if I'd done it And they abused it How could you tell me It was a murder That I was wrong? But not a crime! I loved Alvin Lipschitz More than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy... Sensitive... a painter. But he was troubled He was always trying To find himself. He'd go out every night Looking for himself And along the way He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. I guess you can say we broke Up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive And I saw him dead. The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' They had it comin' All along All along 'Cause if they used us 'Cause if they used us And they abused us And they abused us How could you tell us How could you tell us That we were wrong? That we were wrong? He had it coming He had it coming He only had Himself To blame. If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha You would Have done The same! You pop that gum one more time! Single my ass. Ten times! Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe. Number seventeen-the spread eagle. Artistic differences. I betcha you would have done the same!

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All right people. The rest of the hard working all star Blues Brothers are gonna be out here in a minute, including my little brother Jake. But right now, I'd like to talk a little bit about this tune you're hearing. This is of course the Green Onions tune. It was a very big hit in the early sixties in this country. And of course it was composed and recorded in Memphis, Tennessee,Rright here in the United States Of America. You know, people, I believe that this tune can be acquainted With the great classical music around the world. Now you go to Germany, You've got your Bach, your Beethoven, your Brahms... Here in America you've got your Fred McDowell, Your Irving Berlin, your Glenn Miller, And your Booker T & The MG's, people. Another example of the great contributions in music and culture That this country has made around the world. And as you look around the world today You see this country spurned. You see backs turned on this country. Well people, I'm gonna tell you something, This continent, North America, is the stronghold! This is where we're gonna make our stand in this decade! Yeah, people, I've got something to say to the State Department. I say Take that archaic Monroe Doctrine, And that Marshall Plan that says we're supposed to police force the world, and throw 'em out! Let's stay home for the next ten years people! Right here in North America and enjoy the music and culture that is ours. Yeah, I got one more thing to say. I'm just talking about the music, people, and what it does to me. And that is, as you look around the world, You go to the Soviet Union or Great Britain or France, You name it, any country... Everybody is doing flips and twists Just to get into a genuine pair of American blue jeans! And to hear this music and we got it all here in America, The land of the Chrysler 440 cubic inch engine!

Yeah Baby Yeah I've Been Drinkin' And I I Shouldn't Come By No But I Found Myself In Trouble And I Had Nowhere Else To Go Got Some Whiskey From The Barman I Got Some Cocaine From My Friends I Gotta Keep On Movin' Til I'm Back In Your Arms Again Guilty Yes I'm Guilty And I'll Be Guilty For The Rest Of My Life How Come Baby How Come I Never Do What I'm Supposed To Do How Come Everything I Try Never Turns Out Right? You Know How It Is With Me Baby You Know I Just Can't Stand Myself And It Takes A Whole Lot Of Medicine Darling For Me To Pretend That I'm Somebody Else