Rhetorical Dictums - Necronomicon

Some people like alliteration But I know it's been an assonance man Ah-eh-ah-oh-ah Ah-eh-ah-oh-ah Ah-eh-ah-oh-ah-ah-ah Ah-eh-ah-oh-ah Ah-eh-ah-oh-ah-ah Some people like to go on vacation I decline and conjugate therefore I am Essen-ab-Gegessen, flechten-floght-gefloghten Gieben-goss-gegossen, klingen-klang-geklungen, helfen-half-geholfen If you want to get with me You better have a rhetorical figure A rhetorical figure If you want to get up on this You better have a rhetorical figure A rethorical figure Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure) Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure) Epizeuxis, epizeuxis, epizeuxis, epizeuxis We use it a lot, but the spell kind of spooks us You constant employment of analogy Is a turn on that is certainly not lost on me If you want to get with me You better have a rhetorical figure A rhetorical figure If you want to get up on this You better have a rhetorical figure A rethorical figure Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure) Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure) You're an expert when it comes to using paraprosdokians Unlike so many of your fellow Americans I love the way you use aposiopesis Much more than when you make use of antirrhesis If you want to get with me You better have a rhetorical figure A rhetorical figure If you want to get up on this You better have a rhetorical figure A rhetorical figure If you want to know the truth I prefer a rhetorical figure A rhetorical figure If you want to get up on this You better have a rhetorical figure A rethorical figure Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure) Rhetorical figure (rhetorical figure) So many people chasing sacagaweas Me I'd rather have a bunch of onomatopoeias Yhap, splat, gurgle, gurgle Yhap, splat, gurgle, gurgle Yhap, splat, gurgle, gurgle Yhap, splat, gurgle, gurgle