Albert is smart, he's a genius Watch Albert putter, an obvious genius Someday he will reassess the world And he'll still have time for lots of girls When he grows up, he'll remember us When he grows up, we are sure that he'll remember us We made sure that Albert wore his mac We kept all the strangers off his back (Go away) Everything's relative (Go away Albert's mother say to me) We are his relatives and he don't need any non-relatives Talent is an asset You've got to understand that Talent is an asset And little Albert has it Talent is an asset And Albert surely has it One day, he'll sever his apron strings All of the while he'll be scribbling things, genius things Look at Albert isn't he a sight Growing, growing at the speed of light (Go away) Everything's relative (Go away Albert's mother say to me) We are his relatives and he don't need any non-relatives Talent is an asset And little Albert has it (Go away) Talent is relative (Go away) That's hypothetical (Go away) We are his relatives (Go away) That's parenthetical (Go away) Spare your superlatives (Go away) There's the receptacle (Go away) There's the receptacle (Go away) Leave Albert's study room (Go away) Leave Albert's happy room (Go away) Leave Albert's neighborhood (Go away) Leave Albert's city, too (Go away) Leave Albert's country seat (Go away) Leave Albert's coun-rer-y (Go away) Leave Albert's continent (Go away) Leave Albert's hemisphere (Go away) Leave Albert's planet, too (Go away) Leave Albert's universe (Go away) No one must see him now (Go away) Only the medical (Go away) No one must downgrade him (Go away) Don't be to cynical (Go away) Don't be to critical (Go away) Cancel the magazines (Go away) They're much to political (Go away) Don't buy him any jeans (Go away) They're much to casual (Go away) Talent is relative