(Feat. The Lost Civilization) [VERSE 1] I was at the bar with my drinking team And it was me, Jack Daniels and my homie Jim Beam We were kinda blizzed and we were tryin to behave, yo When in walked a soldier, he was from the Fuzzy Navel We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin In came the police, Captain Tom Collins And the vato said, "Freeze!" (Freeze!) He said, "Hands in the air and hand over your keys" Now we did, and that was kinda simple Now here came Margarita and her friend Shirley Temple I asked my friend 'bout Margarita He said that Shirley was a virgin and I wouldn't wanna meet her So I talked to Margarita, cause, yo, she was flyer I took her to the couch, cause I wanted to srew-drive her Now I'm not one for a speech But there was plenty of Tequila and Sex on the Beach Y'all Tequila [Horn section plays the 'Tequila' theme] T-T-T-Tequila Yeah Alright Come on [Crowd] TEQUILA! [VERSE 2] Here we go again and I'm not fussin See, I'm a French Mexican but I kick it with White Russians At the bar with the drink in my hand In walked José Cuevo, it was Margarita's man I talked to the Wise Man, cause yo, he's distinguished His name is St. Ides and he spoke in Olde English He said, "You better think fast Cause José is kinda crazy and I heard he shot blast" He gave me some advice and it went like this, yo "Catch the Nighttrain and head up to 'Cisco" I didn't wanna stick around I caught the 1(:)51 to New York, the Greyhound Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody stylin Showbiz was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island I blacked out, the party came to a halt Cause I was drinkin the Tequila with the lemon and salt Y'all Tequila [Horn section plays the 'Tequila' theme] T-T-T-Tequila Yeah Alright [Crowd] TEQUILA! [VERSE 3] I woke up in the morning and felt like a zombie The Tequila Gold Label had bombed me You see, I woke up late, I wasn't feelin so great And Mike said, "There's a Bacardi party startin at 8" Yo, we walked in the party and started playin our games We played tops,? and quarters with Bartles Jaymes Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill Because the Mickey Brothers took her up to Strawberry Hill They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think Cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental A groupie is a girl that jocks She wore a def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the rocks We had a Fake Marriage, now here's the Honeymoon Yo, it's on, Vagabond at the Blue Lagoon Now everybody take a couple of words from the wise A girlie and a bottle - Tequila Sunrise Tequila [Horn section plays the 'Tequila' theme] Yeah Alright Come on [Crowd] TEQUILA

Cruised, in, the boulevard's packed* My '82 Regal got amps in the back Drop Cause that's how I roll, G Hit the rewind, on the alpine, for the oldies And the hotties got body in the city Yelling out the window, singing "Here Kitty Kitty" I seen two pushin' tint in a convertible Jeep So I decided to creep And I roll alongside Open up the door "Have you ever rolled in a lowride?" She hopped in, so I popped in the demo And my ride is fresh like a limo And I knew I had to try her Then this homey from a party crew passed me a flyer And it had to be ninety degrees Another hot day Another hot summer breeze Summer breeze, summer breeze, summer breeze Cause it feels so good, baby When I'm rollin' with the top down Summer breeze, summer breeze, summer breeze And it's driving me crazy It's the middle of June, and the sun is scorches Homies in the neighborhood are out on they porches Wearin' cut off sweats and some black Vans Drinkin' the Bud out the big tall cans Little kids are playing in the front yard Vatos on the corner, and yo, they're tryin' to front hard But I just throw the black locs on Sing a old song, and then I roll on In a Audi, Audi Gotta hit the road, jack, so then, I head back I got the ride, so, yo I got music Head to the boule' and I cruise it Sundays and Saturday late night From miles and miles, all you can see our break lights I got the top down, but I won't freeze Another hot day Another hot summer breeze Fine ladies in the mini skirts and high heels pumps Turned to take a look because my system thumps I got to look right back at the rumps Send sparks from my car when I hit the bumps I seen a Nissan truck that was red Drop with my cleans and lifts in the bed So I hit my switches I'm starin' at the front stuff, which is The honies, the hotties, the bodies, the women Wearin' a G-string, but they ain't swimmin' And it's got my head spinnin' As I fantasize and imagine them in My bed, my lap, my ride Don't be shy, girl, and please don't hide {*female chuckles*} Cause it's gotta be ninety degrees Another hot day Another hot summer breeze

Damn man, what's up with this, no microphone* Headphones I'm a rock this anyway, so check this out Yeah And I do it like this I was drinking a forty on my boat, out at sea When this big ol' wave, holmes, it came and tipped me Then I started sinkin' And that got me to thinkin' Maybe I be treading water if I wasn't drinkin' Now I'm at the bottom I might as well chill I kicked it with The Little Mermaid cause that girl was ill The mermaid had a ring, but I'm down with O.P.P. Her husband Charlie is a punk, he's the Chicken Of The Sea I went to see a rap show, I thought was a trio A cod A shark, and yo There was an eel The eel was kind of dope, but I knew he was a smoker He bought a sack of barracuda buddha from a chick named Orca A big fat chick named Orca Jaws was hangin' out, but yo, I think he's trying to pork her Like I said, she was a skeezer She did the whole crew Now here swam a very, very jealous Shamoo He was huge, and I ain't lyin' The vatos started cryin' Better break out cause harpoons'll be flyin' Wouldn't you shoot if someone did your money dipper So then I took a ride on the back of Flipper Let's take a trip to the zoo I met a kangaroo who's the head of the hip hop crew I met a cat named Mellow A goose named Pillow A pig named Gates, and a funky armadillo The keeper came around And homie started dissin' me Tony, he's a Tiger, he's a immigrant from Sicily Slipped homeboy a C-note Cause Tony's got the money His heina's name's Hyena, and she thought that she was funny Roger Rabbit is a DJ Cause homie got the cuts Chip N' Dale is instituted Because they see the nuts A snake named Thriller A duck named Vanilla A Bear named Yogi, and George is a gorilla The snake had a sack, and he wanted us to try it George, yo, he's Curious Homie thought he try it Yogi had the joint He put it to his mouth But Smokey is a Bear, he came and made us put it out Tarzan is a man And Henry had a hippo A rhino who's a whino, so the homie sips the ripple Now I'm a take the time and stop the rhymin' in the skit Yeah It's a trip Because I'm flippin'

Each morning, a missionary advertises neon sign He tells the native population that civilization is fine And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree That civilization is a thing for me to see So bongo, bongo, bongo, i don't wanna leave the congo, oh no no no no no Bingo, bangle, bungle, i'm so happy in the jungle, i refuse to go Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, i make it clear That no matter how they coax him, i'll stay right here I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed (magazine? what happens?) I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobiles (you know you can get hurt that way Daniel?) At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see (what do they see, Danny?) Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't wanna leave the congo, oh no no no no no Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear So, no matter how they coax him, i'll stay right here They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train And though it's smokey and it's crowded, they're too civilized to complain When they've got two weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation grounds (what do they do, Danny?) They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the congo, oh no no no no no Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go Don't want no jailhouse, shotgun, fish-hooks, golf clubs, I got my spears So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here They have things like the atom bomb So I think I'll stay where I am Civilization I'll stay right here