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PvZ (Jalapeño) - Näbbstarr

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@Elif
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30 Sec

PvZ (Jalapeño) - song lyrics

Pothead like Crazy Dave
Like Lil Nas, call my name
Never sleeping, coffe bean
Zombies bouta eat my brains
Lighting my spikeweed with torchwood
Growing old, soon in adulthood
Zombies bouta become wormfood
Breaking easy just like plywood
Plants coming thru with the click clack
Cherry Bomb bouta blow your whole fucking shit back
Break the zombies like a Kitkat
I got coins, uh, right in my sack
Gravebuster, blockbuster, fucking space cucumber
I got the big chopper, pull up, I eat Chomper
Gravebuster, blockbuster, fucking space cucumber
I got the big chopper, pull up, I eat Chomper
Blåhaj pulling up with the bag, bag
I'm floating in water like lily pad, pad
All your songs are so sad, sad
I keep the belt on me just like I'm a bad dad
Achoo
Doing the dab, dab
Phone battery dying, it need to be laddad
Driving 'round in a cab, cab
Cooking up beats inside of the lab, lab
I take up all the lanes like I am a motherfucking starfruit
All of you sound the same, imitater, copy paper, one, two
I wear a mask like Bane
Cheated like I am Dream
Umbrella leaf, it rain
Hot like jalapeño
Sweet like fucking cheerio
Bars sharp, Freddy Kreuger
Driving 'round on my one wheeled scooter
Beat made on computer
Pass it on
To Yung Loser

Pushing P like I'm peashooter
Like sunflower looking cute but I keep getting cuter
Like Jack Harlow, I keep getting cuter
Like your mom, I keep getting cuter
Sitting in a car, spin around go "vroom"
See fire explode like doom shroom
While it's not I realise, toxic gas like fume shroom
I bloom like a flower bloom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, Cherry Bomb in your coom-room
I might as well be on my way to jail
I shoot you up with homing bullets like I'm cattail
Smoking assholes like jalapeño it go boof
Can't plant here? Hey, no problem, put a pot on the roof
Gaming PvZ, ain't no Roblox that shit is oof
"Augh-ble-blau-ble-blu-bluh"
Shut up you goof
I'm three minutes late, bitch, I'm just like a threepeater
Fucking on your man, ah, saying he ain't a repeater
Growing different plants, I'm a motherfucking planetfeeder
Plant it, uh, plant it, I'm a motherfucking seedeater
Bowling bulbs, I got my homies at the side
Guacodile, baby coming for a ride
Zombies coming over, that bro already died
Looking real dead he is nästan cross-eyed
Plants vs. Zombies, I'm always yours
Everyone close me out, you're the only one with open doors
If I'm alone in a bro, you come and help with ores
And shoutout to Laura she got Harry for being the best, of course

Aahh!

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