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Punchline Halloween!!! - Afterglow

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@Celine
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@Lana
1,360
Hey! Pour les trois prochaines minutes, j'veux qu'on m'appele: Jimmy Punchline, oh! C'est l'retour de la légende de Jimmy Même si j'peux craquer à tout moment, comme les jambes de Djibril (criik) 2008 j'lance le missile Si t'écoutais pas d'rap en '98, change de vinyle Parce que j'kick la prod à l'ancienne, nique la mode J'viens kicker, comme quand j'kickais pour démarrer ma Vogue Cherch' pas de messages dans mes phases, dans mes métaphores J'fais ça pour le plaisir, parce que j'trouve que j'déchire Oh! J'représente le sept J'écris des textes tirés pas les cheveux comme ta meuf en levrette (han!) J'crache le feu sur ta bande de traître C'est l'remake de Sodome et Gomorrhe, un holocauste sonore J'suis trop gore pour le grand public T'façon j'm'en branle des victoires de la musique, j'vise les Hot d'Or Tous les jours j'me couche aux aurores Et j'pars au taf avec une gueule d'enterrement comme si j'étais croque-mort J'suis les Beatles pour les jeunes ados J'pourrais passer sur 'Sky même si mon single s'appelait Fun Radio J'crache dans tes règles ça fait ketchup-mayo J'te baise sur un tas d'boîtes, t'attrapes une syphilis de derrière les fagots J'distribuais des CD dans l'Hexagone Pendant qu'tu distribuais tes CV dans les Mc Do Alors j'comprends que tu voudrais faire un feat Mais moi j'voudrais un Big Mac et une grande frite Et ça fait un pour mon estomac, deux pour ma bite Basse-Normandie 14 000, tu sais où j'habite Jimmy-Jimmy-Jimmy viens t'ôter la vie J't'envois en chimi-chimio chimiothérapie Oui c'est gratuit j'suis bête et méchant Si j'dois mettre des gants, j't'arrache la jugulaire avec les dents Et quand on fait la fête chez tes parents ça part en tapage nocturne On fait tourner l'cul d'la vielle alors que personne fume Laisse moi prendre ma respiration J'devrais être sponso MSN, tout l'monde prend mes citations Trouve moi en plein' méditation dans un débit d'boisson Ma gueule de bois f'rait passer Pinocchio pour un vrai p'tit garçon J'écris des tubes à l'encre de banane (What else?) J'te refile des trucs via l'antre de ta femme T'arrive à rapper super vite, pas mal Mais si t'as du flow et pas d'paroles, tu s'ras jamais plus fort que Scatman T'aurais du arrêter l'rap au lieu d'arrêter l'école T'aurais du lâcher la musique au lieu d'lâcher des com's J'ai un truc énorme entre les jambes comme un contrebassiste Aussi vrai qu't'es pas français si t'as pas un oncle raciste J'débarque comme un Tsunami Tu vois défiler-défiler-défiler tout' ta vie Oh de lali, j'te fais passer sous le baby Ton équipe fait pitié comme un orphelinat en Roumanie J'rappe sous ti-punch et les ladies bougent leur bounami (ladies) Arrêter d'mouiller j'ai l'impression d'baiser sous la pluie J'arrive tête de gondole, texte de mongol Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu bouges ta bête de coupe au bol Avec ma p'tite copine on s'pète la tête au gin J'la baise complètement dead comme si j'étais nécrophile J'la trompe que dans les autres villes, ça compte pas Halterophile sexuel j'soulève des meufs qui font deux fois mon poids J'traîne avec des futurs médecins et des ex-taulards Skready Kruger à la prod' et j'suis ton pire cauchemar Gringe et Skread c'est Baud'laire et Mozart Ablaye va t'refaire le portrait et il a jamais fait les beaux-arts J'vénère les femmes a tête de chienne comme les Egyptiens J'déteste les trav's depuis qu'j'ai failli 'ken un Brésilien Continue d'rapper des mythos, tu l'fais si bien Tu parles de douilles et d'plombs mais t'es électricien Bref, si t'as des s d'merde, bosse le refrain Si c'est ça l'rap game, j'dois être le boss de fin Si tu veux pomper St Valentin commence par avoir des rapports Puceau, t'as du mal à baiser ta propre main Dans la nouvelle scène j'suis le seul qui sort du lot J'suis l'seul écrivain potable depuis Victor Hugo J'marche sur l'eau, j'nage sur le bitume Et ça fait trois minutes Jimmy Punchline, septième magnitude Jimmy! Jimmy! Punchline! Jimmy! Jimmy! Pun-pun-pun-pun punchline! Jimmy! Jimmy! J'suis la définition du mot "punchline" Jimmy! Jimmy! Pun-pun-pun-pu-pu-pu-punchline! Punchline! Punchline! Punchline! Quand j'dis Jimmy, vous dîtes Punchline Jimmy! (Punchline!) Jimmy! (Punchline!) Quand j'dis Jimmy, vous dîtes Punchline Jimmy! (Punchline!) Jimmy! (Punchline!) Quand j'dis Jimmy, vous dîtes Punchline Jimmy! (Punchline!) Punchline! Punchline! Punchline! Punchline! Punchline! Punchline!
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@Ghena
141
I miss you more than I have so far tonight You weren't joking when you said you'd left nothing behind Now I'm wandering around the flat and smoking where I like It's never been as empty as it is tonight, and it's huge Now I'm alone between its walls Hard to believe we used to think that it was too small I did what I thought I had to, to protect you Did my best to keep my beasts at bay Too late I realized that you would never pledge you whole hand in But you delivered on my bluff and went straight back to him Hard to believe The joke was always on me Your punchline was so low You know just how to hit them all I miss you more than I have so far tonight I can't see in out cause you're fucking up my mind It was far too hard to sleep, so I took myself outside To screw you out on a summer's night The odds were good but there's no leaving you behind So I learned patience and placed on my bed some time I did what I thought I had to, to protect you Did my best to keep my beast at bay Too late I realized that you would never pledge you whole hand in But you delivered on my bluff and went straight back to him Hard to believe The joke was always on me Your punchline was so low You know just how to hit them all You know just how to hit them all Hard to believe The joke was always on me Your punchline was so low You know just how to hit them all
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@Hatice
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I wanna feel like I'm not here So I won't do this to myself I wonder if I'll ever find the keys to my own insanity 'Cause I never cared enough How can you believe in nothing? How can you believe in nothing? Persistent ire is taking over Of what's left of my goodwill And if I try to take it back I know there's nothing left for me 'Cause I never cared enough How can you believe in nothing? How can you believe in nothing?
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@Azra
102
Why would this time be different? If every day is just the same? I know is harder to pretend When is so evident The idleness took over long time ago My senses are numb The clock while ticking is denting my soul So hard to ignore Worn out Of always trying the same expecting different results Turns out It's time to wake up Worn out It's getting really hard to keep ignoring the call It's time to wake up Cause I'm about to break Yet I insist to play with fate The sun refused to rise The day I gave up on myself I like to think it's worth the try To realize it's all a lie And I'm about to break The sun refused to rise In disbelief, I stare at the lunacy When did it all go wrong? I'm in a minefield of my own design Entrenched in my mind Worn out Of always trying the same expecting different results Turns out It's time to wake up Worn out It's getting really hard to keep ignoring the call It's time to wake up Cause I'm about to break Yet I insist to play with fate The sun refused to rise The day I gave up on myself I like to think it's worth the try To realize it's all a lie And I'm about to break The sun refused to rise Why would this time be different? If every day is just the same? I know is harder to pretend When is so evident Cause I'm about to break Yet I insist to play with fate Cause I'm about to break The sun refused to rise
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@Nele
68
Like a wave Like a wave I'll crash into the shore And overflow with noise When you feel you're stuck Only pain will make you move When reality turns into sand And the oceans swallow the land My fractured soul Striving for more As everything collapses like a wave Trying to enforce my will As everything collapses like a wave Trying to understand It's the journey, not the ending When you take control of your own life And the monsters eat you alive My fractured soul Striving for more As everything collapses like a wave Trying to enforce my will As everything collapses like a wave They tried in vain To drain our will Into emptiness To drive us into madness My fractured soul Striving for more As everything collapses like a wave Trying to enforce my will As everything collapses like a wave
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@Merle
34
To clear my perception Should I just let go everything behind? To feel no rejection Whenever we just need to feel alive It just takes one second to fall But a whole life to understand We don't need to hide again This is the only chance we got I can't keep running away These mirrors won't trap me again We don't need to hide again This is the only chance we got I can't keep running away These walls were meant to collapse We need new directions To stop running in circles all the time To Insist for an answer When everything has turned so black and white It just takes one second to fall But a whole life to understand When the pressure is too much to hold Be relieved to know you're not damned We don't need to hide again This is the only chance we got I can't keep running away These mirrors won't trap me again We don't need to hide again This is the only chance we got I can't keep running away These walls were meant to collapse Is this resolution? Believe me there's nothing I haven't tried I don't wanna be stuck Can anybody show me that it's fine to be alive? To be alive! We don't need to hide again This is the only chance we got I can't keep running away These mirrors won't trap me again We don't need to hide again This is the only chance we got I won't keep running away These walls were meant to collapse Collapse
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@Fanni
204
How long can you fight it I've gotten lost as the last time Is there anybody else out there Feeling like I'm sinking Maybe I don't care who's the one to blame anyway I got so far what I deserve Feeling like I'm drowning let it go When the darkness claims every bit of you Like a black hole in your heart When you thought you were gone Can't promise you won't feel the same As the journey never ends You could never see the end of it Let it go! The only promise you can't break is the one made for you Don't turn your back on yourself On yourself! Maybe I'm not here I could be overthinking Maybe this is not even real Maybe the light doesn't reach down here I'm feeling like I'm sinking And I don't care I don't care Feeling like I'm drowning let it go When the darkness claims every bit of you Like a black hole in your heart When you thought you were gone Can't promise you won't feel the same As the journey never ends You could never see the end of it Let it go! Let it go!
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