Problems - Bran Van 3000

I like Coke, but only if you're mixing it with Jack, then it's dope Put it in my cup then hand me the smoke I ain't tryna think about the world I got too many problems You know, you and I have something no one can deny You know it's true, oh, oh, so, how about you don't go? We've been here before, I see the lies within your words And how you're trying to keep me blinded Wonder why when we both got problems Why won't you help me solve them? I love you, but you don't and this is how I cope I like Coke, but only if you're mixing it with Jack, then it's dope Put it in my cup then hand me the smoke I ain't tryna think about the world I got too many problems I'm like, nope, you can keep the post fakin' smiles with the quotes I could walk around talkin' cheap, but I don't I ain't tryna think about the world I got too many problems for all the world's problems All my life, I've been on my own, waiting for the one to call my home, oh But the front door was stuck shut, and now I Pitter-patter back and forth, think my mind thinks it's run it's course It's tired now, it needs to settle down Wonder why when we both got problems Why won't you help me solve them? I love you, but you don't and this is how I cope I like Coke, but only if you're mixing it with Jack, then it's dope Put it in my cup, then hand me the smoke I ain't tryna think about the world I got too many problems I'm like, nope, you can keep the post fakin' smiles with the quotes I could walk around talkin' cheap, but I don't I ain't tryna think about the world I got too many problems for all the world's problems

If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one I'm unfuckwithable Hot girl cynical You won't ever ever be enough Don't fuck with my vibe I gave you a try Now I'm duh-duh-duh-duh-done Lose my number Leave your key What the hell I need you for when I got me (mhmm) I'm priority Fuck your authority You're too dumb to be the one I'm chewing em up and I'm spitting em out Too boujee to bullshit no slowing me down Don't care if you love me Don't care if you cry Shut up boy bye Girl your man ain't shit yeah you don't need one You a bad ass bitch no he can't get none If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one You can love yourself better than he can All my single girls throw up your hands If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one I got 99, ninety 99 I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one All the Ken's, Kyle's Chris's Kenny's Everybody want my good and plenty's One man's too many Forget em all but they can't forget me I'm a superstar Can't get in the club i don't know who you are, are One man's too many Get out my face or you're gonna regret me I'm chewing em up and I'm spitting em out Too boujee to bullshit no slowing me down Don't care if you love me Don't care if you cry Shut up boy bye Girl your man ain't shit yeah you don't need one You a bad ass bitch no he can't get none If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one You can love yourself better than he can All my single girls throw up your hands If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one I got 99, ninety 99 I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba You see I met her on a monday And her name was chill From the what-the-hell family's Relation to free will Yeah she circled my circumference Said she had some time to kill Been combing the beach for a beautiful freak And I just might fit the bill She said: Ooh, I think I'm liking you Ooh, do you feel the same way too? I said, ooh, I think I do I said, ooh, I think you're cute I said, ooh, merci beaucoup I said, ooh ooh And maybe I'm calling you baby And I might just say you're my love cliche You're my love cliche You're my love cliche You're my love cliche And I like it that way You're my love cliche You're my love cliché You're my love cliche And I like it that way So we fell in love that summer Underneath the star wars sign Drinking cases of each other And guitar and april wine And we lay down in the alley As the sunlight hit the pine And talked of all things great Like the rose of gertrude stein And we fell in love that summer But it lasted eighteen weeks Used to kiss her on the hummer Now I kiss her on the cheek And I vividly remember In a moment of recline When she whispered in my ear "I think I like both kinds" She said, ooh, I think I do I said, ooh, I think you're cute She said, ooh, merci beaucoup I said, ooh ooh And maybe I'm chasing amy And I might just say you're my love cliche You're my love cliche You're my love cliche You're my love cliche And I like it that way You're my love cliche You're my love cliche You're my love cliche And I like it that way I'm feeling love I'm feeling love I'm feeling love I'm feeling love I'm feeling love I'm feeling love I'm feeling love I'm feeling love So why don't you tell me what's great? When the puck hits the net At the stanley cup game And miles hits the notes When he sketches out of spain And the wedding gets you high From the perfect catering And love makes you lie Even though you bought the ring And you screw with your spine And the minor chord change And the more things change The more they stay the same But I'm looking for your kind Yeah I'll drive through the driving rain 'Cause what was so wrong From the very beginning That we would have to change You're my love cliche You're my love cliche You're my love cliche And I like it that way You're my love cliche You're my love cliche You're my love cliche And I like it that way And maybe I'm calling you baby, And I might just say you're my love cliche I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love