TOM JONES Miscellaneous Ballad Of Tom Jones What did I do wrong? Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo Am I really all that bad? You're worse than Hannibal Lechter, Charlie Manson, Freddie Krueger Why are we still together? Oh I can't leave until you're dead You mean 'til death do us part? I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head It was lucky for us I turned the radio on They say that music soothes the savage beast There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red The two of us would surely have ended up dead [Chorus] You stopped us from killing each other Tom Jones, Tom Jones You'll never know but you saved our lives Tom Jones, Tom Jones I could never throw my knickers at you And I don't come from Wales So haven't solved our problems You mean we hate each others guts I still wanna poison your pizza And I still wanna cut off your nuts I phoned the marriage guidance I tied the phone line round your neck I'm sick of all this hatred Well that will be the arsenic making you sick You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes It was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits [Repeat Chorus] And now the war is over I've lost the urge to break your neck I owe my life to What's New Pussycat Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you dead Oh I used to call you satan And you were Cruella De'Ville And now you call me your Delilah And I am not your lucifer And I am just your pussycat But just a word of warning now Just in case we ever get tured of his voice I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong And I know an atom that's bomb going for a song [Repeat Chorus Twice]

Forever my darling our love will be true Always and forever I'll love only you Just promise me darling Your love in return May this fire in my soul dear Forever burn My heart's at your command dear To keep, love and to hold Making you happy's my desire Keeping you is my goal Forever I'll love you For the rest of my days I'll never part from you Or your loving ways Just promise me darling Your love in return May this fire in my soul dear Forever burn My heart's at your command dear To keep, love and to hold Making you happy's my desire Loving you is my goal Forever I'll love you For the rest of my days I'll never part from you Or your loving ways Just promise me darling Your love in return May this fire in my soul dear Forever burn

Forever my darling our love will be true Always and forever, I'll love only you Just promise me darling, your love in return Make this fire in my soul dear forever burn My heart's at your command dear To keep love and to hold Making you happy's my desire Keeping you is my goal I'll forever love you the rest of my days I'll never part from you and your loving ways My heart's at your command dear To keep love and to hold Making you happy's my desire Loving you is my goal I'll forever love you the rest of my days And I'll never part from you and your loving ways This is my last letter End of the song My life is so miserable I can't go on

Well, early in the morning Too late at night I got a poison headache But I feel alright I'm pledging my time to you Hoping you'll come through, too Well, the hobo got too high And he came to me naturally He stole my baby Then he wanted to steal me And I'm pledging my time to you Hoping you'll come through, too Won't you come with me, baby? I'll take you where you wanna go And if it don't work out You'll be the first to know I'm pledging my time to you Hoping you'll come through, too Well, the room is so stuffy I can hardly breathe Everybody's gone but me and you And I can't be the last to leave I'm pledging my time to you Hoping you'll come through, too Well, they sent for the ambulance Then one was sent Somebody got lucky But it was an accident I'm pledging my time to you Hoping you'll come through, too