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Pledge Drive - Cheekface

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@Alessia
510
20 Sec

Pledge Drive - song lyrics

I am living in an extra large box
It's a nice, big, house, with a TV VCR
Where rats are eating all my earthly possessions
I called the pledge drive, I got the suicide hotline

Life's little moments in an extra large box
Courting controversy in an esoteric field
Why don't the police ever obey the law?
I don't know anything, you don't know anything

Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated
But not that hydrated
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me

If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything
And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted
So now one of us has to die, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything

I am a super grain, I'm native to Peru
I thrive in the elevations of the Andes mountain range
I am arguably ruining the environment and the local economy
And you can substitute me for bulgur wheat

This mob of teens with sponges is ready to wash your car
I'm standing in the Wendy's drive through screaming, "Fuck all the transphobes"
(Sir, this is a Wendy's)
I feel nothing and I'm fourteen inches tall
I don't know anything, you don't know anything

Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated
But not that hydrated
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me
No one is mad at me

If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything
And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted
So now one of us has to die, I'll go first
I don't know anything, you don't know anything

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@Vivien
0
Hey,Hey What up OG Yessir Yea Yea To the trap I Pledge Alleg Yea To the trap I Pledge Alleg On God Swear it need me Aye Huh Niggas fuck with me Man they know I got options They steady pocket watching Difference between us nigga you do it just to say so I do it for the profits You aint no real boss If you aint put no money In no other niggas pockets You aint got it, nigga just stop it These niggas aint really poppin (pussy) Heard your shit, nigga know that shit floppin These broke niggas always tryna chop it I'm shooting for the moon Nigga like I'm a rocket I'm wearing Off-White that these niggas can't copy I seen your lil drip That shit is so sloppy This shit just a hobby You see the wave coming, Tsunami (Coming Tsunami, niggas can't stop me) Hey Get this shit in every week Shit is a cycle, repeat Thousands come in every week These niggas, they gon remember me No turning back, now I can't leave To the trap, bitch I Pledge Allegiance I try to leave trap But I swear it need me Try to leave trap but I swear it need me Bitch I just ran up 10 bands in a week These niggas they won't forgive me I try to leave trap but I swear it need me These pion niggas aint never seen no real load That real money on the road Look at me now Yeah bitch you see a nigga glow When you talk to the plug Better speak in code Yeah When you talk to the plug Better speak in code These niggas get a lil money And to the most Ran all through your bag Nigga went ghost Niggas be mad, Just by the post By the way that I brag, get your hoe Niggas be in they feels About a bitch that go I had to train a bitch Now she a pro But, I see your lil drip That shit is so sloppy This shit just a hobby You see the wave coming, Tsunami (Coming Tsunami, niggas can't stop me) Hey Get this shit in every week Shit is a cycle, repeat Thousands come in every week These niggas, they gon remember me No turning back, now I can't leave To the trap, bitch I Pledge Allegiance I try to leave trap But I swear it need me Try to leave trap but I swear it need me Bitch I just ran up 10 bands in a week These niggas they won't forgive me Yeah, nigga I try to leave trap but I swear it need me On God To the trap, bitch I Pledge Allegiance I try to leave trap But I swear it need me Right hand to God Try to leave trap it need To the trap, bitch I Pledge Allegiance I swear it need me
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