Please Ask That Clown to Stop Crying - Neil Hamburger

Nothing hurts you like the pain Of someone you love There ain't nothing you can gain That prepares you enough Come on baby stop your crying Come on baby stop your crying now Come on baby stop your crying Come on baby stop your crying now Nothing hurts you like the pain Of someone you care about If I could take it all myself You know I sure would without a doubt Come on baby stop your crying Come on baby stop your crying now Come on baby stop your crying Come on baby stop your crying now Nothing hurts you like the pain Of someone so close to you I feel so broke inside But I'll devote my life to loving you Come on baby stop your crying Come on baby stop your crying now Come on baby stop your crying Come on baby stop your crying now Come on baby stop your crying Come on baby stop your crying now Come on baby stop your crying Come on baby stop your crying now Come on baby stop your crying Come on baby stop your crying now Come on baby stop your crying Come on baby stop your crying now

I gotta tell him I gotta be a man and handle my business I know he's gonna hate me I gotta call 'em What up dawg? What you been up to? Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out Me and you, we been down for a while right We been here and there, we been pretty tight Somethin' happened last night that you might get upset about But hear me out, I didn't mean nothin by it I'm gonna make this quick I gave your momma this dick I dunno how it happened I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin' I was over there mowin' the grass And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass And then I went inside to make a phone call And there she was with her tittie hanging out her bra One thing just led to another Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother Please don't hate me But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please don't hate me But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) You never should have trusted a Juggalo Don't hang up, I still got more Your momma gives head like a heroin whore I wasn't thinking about you as my bud When she spread my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud We broke out with your grandpa's gin And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts Your mommas one of my favorite sluts She likes lickin' from the back of my balls To the tip of my dick with one big lick She calls me her big teddy bear (growl) I chase her around in my underwear I'll admit I like spanking her butt I used your sock though to catch my nut Don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better That's probably why your toes been stickin' together hahahaha Please don't hate me But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please don't hate me (please don't hate me) But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) You never should have trusted a Juggalo (please don't hate me) Maybe they call you the Termihater (please don't hate me) If this was a swamp you'd be a allihater (please don't hate me) You could use a cold glass of haterade (please don't hate me) Sure come up, take the ellihater (please don't hate me) Your mom's ass looks like oatmeal yo It's bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though And I ain't trying to diss her either I'm only sayin' that I wish you would trim her beaver some Every hair is like a foot long Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes It's alright with me though I don't mind as long as I can locate the P-hole And your dad so dumb he's knowing nothin' Here I am stuffin' her muffin Not to mention the pickle buffin' And I hope me and you are still cool I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow And we plan on fuckin again, alright, I'll talk to you later Peace Eminem (ooooooh) (D'Zam someone got fucked up nigga) Please don't hate me But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please don't hate me (please don't hate me) But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) You never should have trusted a Juggalo Please don't hate me (Hey) But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me (I'm sorry) I never said I loved the hoe Please don't hate me (please don't hate me) But I been fuckin' your mother loose lately Please don't hate me You never should have trusted a Juggalo