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Pedos on Bikes - The English Muffins

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@Aylin
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30 Sec

Pedos on Bikes - song lyrics

There's a man on the grass
And he's staring at my arse
He's playing with his pump
In his shorts, a little lump
Putting on his stabilisers
Takes a sip of his appletisers
He says what do you like
Come take a ride on my bike
Come take a ride on my bike

Well I said you're a real nice bloke
Let me help you fix your spoke
He said I've got a real nice horn
I said can I blow your horn
Please can I blow your horn

Pedos on bikes
Pedos on bikes
Do what you like
Cuz, I like pedos on bikes

Now I don't care
About the colour of your hair
A pedo on a bike is my favourite nightmare
I'll tell you, what is a real turn on
A big old pedo, with his bike lights on

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