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Peanut Butter Conspiracy - Jimmy Buffett

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@Parker
1428
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Peanut Butter Conspiracy - song lyrics

By: Jimmy Buffett
1973
Lookin' back at my hard luck days
I really do have to laugh
Workin' in a dive for twenty six dollars
Spendin' it all on grass
We were hungry hard-luck heroes
Tryin' just to stay alive
We'd go down to the corner grocery
This is how we'd survive

Chorus:
Who's gonna steal the peanut butter
I'll get the can of sardines
Runnin' up and down the aisle of the Mini Mart
Stickin' food in our jeans
We never took more than we could eat
There was plenty left on the rack
We all swore if we ever got rich
We would pay the Mini Mart back
Yes sir! Yes sir!
We would pay the Mini Mart back

It was a two man operation
Had it all down on a note
Ricky would watch that big round mirror
And I'd fill up my coat
Then we'd head for the check-out aisle
With a lemon and a bottle of beer
Into the car, got to make it on home
Suppertime's getting near

Chorus:
So who's gonna steal the peanut butter
I'll get the can of sardines
Runnin' up and down the aisle of the Mini Mart
Stickin' food in our jeans
Never took more than we could eat
There was plenty left on the rack
We all swore if we ever got rich
We would pay the Mini Mart back
Yes sir! Yes sir!
We would pay the Mini Mart back

I guess every good picker has had some hard times
I sure had my share
It's really kinda funny to laugh at 'em now
But I don't want to go back there
So every now and then when I'm in the grocery
I'll take a little but not much
'Cause you never know when those hard times'll hitcha
And I don't want to lose my touch

Chorus:
So who's gonna steal the peanut butter
I'll get the can of sardines
Runnin' up and down the aisle of the Mini Mart
Stickin' food in our jeans
We never took more than we could eat
There was plenty left on the rack
We all swore if we ever got rich
We would pay the Mini Mart back
Yes sir! Yes sir!
We would pay the Mini Mart back
Yes sir, yes sir
We would pay the Mini Mart back

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Oh oh oh oh oh oh Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh oh oh oh oh oh Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Feel like the world is on my shoulders I'm broken heart I'm sober now (I'm sober now) I have an insecure disorder order I'm on my radio is three to six now (I'm on my radio is three to six now) It's all the same peanut butter ne dovi 'Cause you never was around Yeah, taimbova ocean nema waves Tsime nechitini but it's over now You should be loving me the same (loving me the same) Ndide Maidei, ndide Maidei (ndide Maidei) You should be loving me the same (You should be loving me the same) Ndide Maidei (ndide Maidei) ndide Maidei Babe inzwa inini I've been lonely, I've been fighting (fighting, fighting) I've been kwese kwese in the world Kumasowe kumatombo looking for remedies Yeah, yeah It's all the same peanut butter ne dovi 'Cause you never was around Yeah, taimbova ocean nema waves Tsime nechitini but it's over now You should be loving me the same (loving me the same) Ndide Maidei, ndide Maidei (ndide Maidei) You should be loving me the same (You should be loving me the same) Ndide Maidei (ndide Maidei) ndide Maidei Oh oh oh oh oh (ndide Maidei) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (ndide Maidei Oh oh oh oh oh (ndide Maidei) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah) It's all the same peanut butter ne dovi 'Cause you never was around Yeah, taimbova ocean nema waves Tsime nechitini but it's over now You should be loving me the same (loving me the same) Ndide Maidei, ndide Maidei (ndide Maidei) You should be loving me the same (You should be loving me the same) Ndide Maidei (ndide Maidei) ndide Maidei Hoya hoya yeah yeah, hoya hoya yeah yeah Hoya hoya yeah yeah, hoya hoya yeah yeah Hoya hoya yeah yeah, hoya hoya yeah yeah Hoya hoya yeah yeah, hoya hoya yeah yeah You should be loving me the same Ndide Maidei (Maidei) You should be loving me the same (me the same) Ndide Maidei ndide Maidei Ndide Maidei (ndide Maidei) Ndide Maidei (ndide Maidei) Ndide Maidei (ndide Maidei) Ndide Maidei (ndide Maidei) Ndide Maidei!
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