Party in the Woods (feat. Afroman) - Chad Mac

A bear in the woods ate my underwear I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there He thought it was a snack someone left to share Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear A bear in the woods ate my underwear I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there He thought it was a snack someone left to share Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear Uh, hey Josh. It's me, Ben Hey Ben! You're never gonna believe this, but I too, while swimming in a crick, had my undies eaten by a bear You're kidding I'm not kidding, and this is how it went One, two, three! Like a jay bird swimmin' in the open sea I was lookin' for a towel or maybe some leaves Like the day I was born, like Adam and Eve There was a full moon out for all the world to see I never saw him comin', I never heard a peep While I was splish splish splashin', he was snackin' on my briefs When I got out of the water, went and hid behind a tree 'Cause a bear in the woods stole my dignity A bear in the woods ate my underwear I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there He thought it was a snack someone left to share Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear A bear in the woods ate my underwear I was swimmin' at the creek when I left 'em there He thought it was a snack someone left to share Yeah, a bear in the woods ate my underwear Hey bear, get back here! Those are my briefs! C'mon man! How em-BEAR-assing This is un-BEAR-able