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Cursed to be born Beautiful, poor and female There's none that suffer more She's the queen of the bees That buzz in the bars Fresh as a strawberry And she always loved dancing Cursed to be born Beautiful, poor and female There's none that suffer more Two girls in two nights Got caught in the back of The alleyway Fresh as strawberries Two girls in two nights When no one came out Zipped up their clothes And walked back on home Cursed to be born Beautiful, poor and female There's none that suffer more