One Eye On The Clock - Blue Touch Paper

Back You're a fucking dick Same old, you know getting arrested Being offensive though still as impressive Me and the Mrs we're getting along 'Til I do something wrong and it's another domestic People wanna know what my life's like Behind closed doors what my wife's like It gets crazy in bed we watch a couple episodes of a boxset and then it's night night When she hears this shit, it's lights out I'll probably get kicked out of my house 'Til I come back with a brand new Chanel bag And shoes but I refuse to wave her whites out I know I'm my own worst enemy Happy wife happy life but I like stress I dunno why Just seems to be that whenever there's upset I operate at my best! Say you won't be home late But you've been up all night Won't tell me where you've been But you'll be occupied I can't do this anymore (One eye on the door) If you got one eye on the door (One eye on the door) One minute it was 1 the next it was 6 Shit I'm dead I don't know where the time went Where's my phone? Shit 61 missed calls, a divorce is on the cards if I don't split And get my arse in gear, I'm asking for it A bastard ain't I, off weed the same Better get my arse in gear and get a car quick Though if I'm already gonna get my arsed kicked then pass What's one more half What's one more spliff What's one more glass What's one more line What's one more toke I'm already a dead man when I get home I know I'm my own worst enemy Happy wife happy life but I like stress I dunno why Just seems to be that whenever there's upset I operate at my best! Say you won't be home late But you've been up all night Won't tell me where you've been But you'll be occupied I can't do this anymore (One eye on the door) If you got one eye on the door (One eye on the door) I never said I'd be home early babe I was at the studio working late After work we went out for something to eat And something to eat turned into something to drink And something to drink turned into something to take And something to take turned into another mistake Another mistake that I won't learn from I never said that I'd be home early, you heard wrong When she hears this shit, it's lights out I'll probably get kicked out of my house 'Til I come back with a brand new Chanel bag And shoes but I refuse to wave her whites out I know I'm my own worst enemy Happy wife happy life but I like stress I dunno why Just seems to be that whenever there's upset I operate at my best! Say you won't be home late But you've been up all night Won't tell me where you've been But you'll be occupied I can't do this anymore (One eye on the door) If you got one eye on the door (One eye on the door) I will never ever ever ever ever ever do this again I have something to celebrate I dunno what it was, I swear down! I love you! Sorry, sorry!