One beautiful evening in the garden on Eden A snake came walking in the twilight He was leaning on his ivory cane And he said, let me tell you a little secret about life There's a certain sharpness to a knife, or a diamond Come here, Watch it glitter Oh it's another blue day in a nowhere place We're singin' hey, hey, nonny, hay I'm a little teapot short and stout Tip me over and pour me out You know when the Egyptians built their steam trains They didn't have any fuel to burn - no wood, no trees anywhere. But they did have a lot of old mummy rags lying around So the gathered up all the rags and burned them in their trains Yeah, they burned their ancestors for fuel. Ooo, I'm a crocodile floating down the river I'm a tree catching my own oranges as they fall from my head I'm a little teapot short and stout Tip me over and pour me out And hello to all the people who sent me on the way A pat on the back for you. Have fun, it's your moment now It's your turn to walk along the runway road And me? I sent my better self on ahead. Your attention, please It's like at the end of the play and all the actors come out And they line up and they look at you... And horrible things have happened to them during the play And they stand there while you clap and now what? What happens next? And the fire dies and there were furious winds where he went We're singin' hey, hey, nonny, hey We're singin' hey, hey, nonny, hey It's another blue day in a nowhere place We're singin' hey, hey, nonny, hey I'm a little teapot short and stout Tip me over and pour me out Oh beauty in all it's forms Funny how hatred can also be a beautiful thing When it's as sharp as a knife As hard as a diamond Perfect.

I don't live here anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore The window coverins' are all packed away, packed away, packed away And I'm not lookin' for anything to take your place Not love, not money, not a babe or a house in the country Not for us to change our ways I'm just gonna take what comes, come what may I took the bus to Sydney from Halifax My mom picked me up at the Circle K We entered town via King Street, you should see the way The ocean hugs our little town Like a hand-knit, lambswool blanket for a newborn I'd wrap my baby up in its arms if the wind blew that way But I'm not lookin' for anything, anything to take your place Not love, not money, not a babe or a house in the country Not for me to change my ways I'm just gonna take what comes, come what may

I wanna be closer to you Stop in for a chat, stop in for a glass of wine I want my home to be yours too My castle yours like your castle has always been mine Oh how, oh how, oh when, oh when Will I make it home again I've made myself a kind of life I changed it once and I changed it twice, not for free I wanna take this life Drive it five hours, park it, throw away the key Oh how, oh how, oh when, oh when Will I make it home again But I don't even know how to drive Thought I'd hitch a ride from a trucker I met at the casino, oh-oh Well I guess I should get over my fears Get my drivin' license Drive myself to the island oh-oh Oh how, oh how, oh when, oh when Will I make it home again Oh how, oh how, oh when, oh when Will I make it home again

I've got to give you up, you don't got my back You look so cool, I wanna keep my hands on you But you make me look like a fool Well guess what it turns out I don't even need you Though you're golden, I am older and I am wise to you I don't have enough tears left to cry for you From here on in I'm wastin less time Drinkin fake wine Not puttin love on the line Not wakin up to regrets of what you let me do This red heart's gonna be only half blue for you I know its hard to see down the road from here The thought of travellin there makes me thirsty for A dark-lit bar and a bill to forget my sins But I've got time to win and I've got time to lose And I've got lines upon my face divergin in a yellow wood Long I stood From here on in I'm wastin less time Drinkin fake wine Not puttin love on the line Not wakin up to regrets of what you let me do This red heart's gonna be only half blue for you And I am not afraid of fallin down, or in love, or for you, or right off of my wagon From here on in I'm gonna try wastin less time Gonna try drinkin fake wine Not puttin love on the line Not wakin up to regrets of what you let me do This red heart's gonna be only half blue for you

After forty years of slumber, a crest upon my chest crept up on me I stared it down in the mirror. Tried to wipe it away. But it stayed I had to decide if I would hide or if I'd show to the world my new-found superpower Sometimes I sleep on my back to keep the lines from growing any deeper I wish my vanity wouldn't follow me to bed I am already a troubled sleeper But I won't make it through the night I will end up curled up tight My decolletage will get made over I'll show the world my superpower With hot pink lipstick on my fingertip I will trace the lines from shoulder to shoulder From sternum to collarbone I am woman, hear me roar With hot pink lipstick on my fingertip I will trace the lines from shoulder to shoulder From sternum to collarbone I am woman, hear me roar