On a Regular - Vli Weezy

Hi, hi, howdy, howdy, hi, hi While everyone is minus, you can call me multiply Just so you know, yes, yes, I'm that guy You could get five fingers and I'm not waving "hi" Guess I'm never-ending, you could call me pi But really, how long 'til the world realize Yes, yes, I'm the best, fuck what you heard Anything less is obviously absurd Haters get the bird, more like an eagle This is my movie, stay tuned for the sequel Seem so wrong, seems so illegal Fellas in the back like a foul-ball free-throw Yep, yep, you know that I go This is me on the regular, so you know This is me on the regular, so you know Yep, yep, you know that I go This is me on the regular, so you know This is me on the regular, so you know I come with the tip, with the blow, with the boom And if you're in my way, there's nothing but doom Ain't got no time for you ratchet-ass goons And just settle down. listen to my tunes Ever since I was eight, I was attached to the mic Wanted a guitar before I wanted a bike Had an Epiphone, fuck a Fisher-Price Never seen the sun 'cause I'm up all night (What) Really, really? Really, really? You wanna talk shit but you know that I'm illy Illy to the fullest, you can call me cancer No multiple choice, 'cause I'm the only answer Ain't got no wallet, only use rubber bands You know my chick is ratchet cause that's what make a man You wanna get at me, but you don't stand a chance And if you wanna fuck, yes you can get these hands Haters get the bird, more like an eagle This is my movie, stay tuned for the sequel Seem so wrong, seems so illegal Fellas in the back like a foul-ball free-throw Yep, yep, you know that I go This is me on the regular, so you know This is me on the regular, so you know Yep, yep, you know that I go This is me on the regular, so you know This is me on the regular, so you know Five foot ten, about a buck 20 Skinny as a rod but still wanna fuck with me Wise ass nigga, you'd think I was 50 But I take your 50 after you take this spliff, see? Yep, yep, you know that I go This is me on the regular, so you know This is me on the regular, so you know Don't try me, I'm not a free sample Step to me and you'll be handled See, that's my crown on the mantle And if you try to touch it, yes, there will be scandal Don't try me, I'm not a free sample Step to me and you'll be handled See, that's my crown on the mantle And if you try to touch it, yes, there will be scandal This is the end, but you really feeling it Here's one more verse, 'cause I ain't no sleepy bitch Ain't got much to say 'cause it's in my piece Guess my words are blunt and I ain't talking weed Yep, yep, you know that I go This is me on the regular, so you know This is me on the regular, so you know Yep, yep, you know that I go This is me on the regular, so you know This is me on the regular, so you know

Well, a person can work up a mean, mean thirst After a hard day of nothin' much at all Summer's passed, it's too late to cut the grass Ain't much to rake anyway in the fall And sometimes I just ain't in the mood To take my place in the back with the hard knocks Like a picture on the fridge that's never stocked with food I used to live at home, now I stay in the house And everybody wants to be special here I call out your name Here comes a regular Am I the only one here today? Well, a drinkin' buddy that's bound to another town Once the police made you go away And even if you're in the arms of someone's baby, now I'll take a great big whiskey to you anyway Everybody wants to be someone's here Someone's gonna show up, never fear 'Cause here comes a regular Call out your name Here comes a regular Am I the only one who feels ashamed? Kneeling alongside old Sad eyes, he says "Opportunity knocks once, then the door slams shut" All I know is I'm sick of everything that my money can buy The fool who wastes his life, God rest his guts First the lights, then the collar goes up and the wind begins to blow Turn your back on a pay-you-back, last call First the glass, then the leaves that pass, then comes the snow Ain't much to rake anyway in the fall Here comes a regular Call out your name Here comes a regular Am I the only one here today?