Little liar, a naughty boy Light a fire, and dance in the smoke Every night, write a brand new song When I was younger there was nothing in my way at all Talks nice, like he's grown up right Don't tell a soul Maybe I like my coffee cold Maybe I'm crazy but just maybe this is how I roll Hold the line, it's the radio They might need a story, so maybe I'll try light the ceiling up And dance my own puppet show Crazy 'cause I'm in control

Slippery fish, slippery fish Sliding through the water Slippery fish, slippery fish Gulp, gulp, gulp Oh no, it's been eaten by a- Octopus, octopus squiggling in the water Octopus, octopus Gulp, gulp, gulp Oh no, it's been eaten by a- Tuna fish, tuna fish Flashing through the water Tuna fish, tuna fish Gulp, gulp, gulp Oh no, it's been eaten by a- Great White Shark, Great White Shark Lurking in the water Great White Shark, Great White Shark Gulp, gulp, gulp Oh no, it's been eaten by a- Humongous whale, humongous whale Spouting in the water Humongous whale, humongous whale Gulp, gulp, gulp

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... eight. Eight long legs. Some people call me octopus. Other people call me Pete. Some people call me that super fancy guy With lots of suction-cupped feet. You can look across every ocean, You can sail across every sea, But you'll never see a fancier creature than me. I'm the fanciest creature. I'm the king of the sea. Have you ever seen a fancier creature than me? With eight long legs and suction-cupped feet. Have you ever seen a fancier creature than Pete? Octopus Pete. Well there's a certain fish called starfish. Are they really stars? Pfft... NO. They're not really stars as far as stars go. If you take the time to count their legs, There are one two three four five. They're clearly not the fanciest creatures alive. I'm the fanciest creature. I'm the king of the sea. Have you ever seen a fancier creature than me? With eight long legs and suction-cupped feet, Have you ever seen a fancier creature than Pete? Octopus Pete. Have you ever known a jellyfish? They're not really jelly. If they lay out in the sun, They start to get quite smelly. If you take the time to count their legs, You'll see that they've got zero. They're more of a blob, They're not much of a hero. Unlike me! I'm the fanciest creature, I'm the king of the sea. Have you ever seen a fancier creature than me? With eight long legs and suction-cupped feet, Have you ever seen a fancier creature than Pete? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight long legs.

I would never dream of blaming it on you So please don't ask me to stay any longer Anymore An odd but deep calm washes over me And from this distance, I take in the heat From the glow From your burning skin It was never supposed to happen to worms like you Fo worms like you

Staring out on escape routes As things as I knew show up and leave If they won't go they get shoved out I'm packing light with what i need Not bad enough To not be that good Uncle jill please don't judge me Or i will kill you for it I'm normal man who does normal things Don't know what i've been using Don't know what i've been losing Somewabefupanudin' I hate all the things I want I hate all the things I bought I hate all the air in my room I'm the only one i know I'm not ashamed or proud of it May 13 was a new moon New moon.

The room is full of umbrellas That are floating upside down Huddled close, and full of rain You crouch and start to crawl To look for a safe place To get sick Tell me, are you being honest I would never lie to you Chewing words like gum That has become cartilage On a median strip Selling flowers with no scent You are building your brand You are splitting the difference You are making demands You are begging forgiveness With your fingers dug into the cliff Tell me, are you being honest Because I would never lie to you Tell me, are you being honest Because they deserve the truth from you Eddie, are you being honest Because I would never lie to you

Five places One twice the size of Texas In the middle of the drink Circling in it's current Each our own resistance But all in the same direction There's plaque at the axis I would've been content to sit at the rim But I paddle and pant like a dog Away from what I think is the middle The middle has no bone But it's strong enough to keep you there Sustainable waste won't give you a seat at the rim It will swallow my body but I don't belong to it

Those eyes swam pretty deep Let my god play referee But he only speaks in japanese I live in dirt and I wet my pants and make it mud Maybe i should plant something first I guess I thought I noticed But i don't know Don't tell a soul Step in it to occlude what's done But how could a million years be wrong My spine is asking to show How I come and I how I go When I find out you'll be the next to know