Obsolete - New Pants

You used to tell me that you loved me, but now I know You have been trying to get rid of me from the word go I wasn't so surprised to know an app could do my job You'll find me in the bargain bin at the Oxfam shop, I'm Absolutely obsolete Please shut the door and take a seat We're sad to say that you're completely Absolutely obsolete Absolutely obsolete We know that you'll land on your feet Clear out your desk and leave discreetly Absolutely obsolete I always thought we had a funny relationship I would do the work that made the money And you'd spend it (Yes you did) And though I know I was a lowly cog in your machine You said that I was still a vital member of your team, I'm Absolutely obsolete Please shut the door and take a seat We're sad to say that you're completely Absolutely obsolete Absolutely obsolete We know that you'll land on your feet Clear out your desk and leave discreetly Absolutely obsolete If I could only turn the clock back to a better time When the world was black and white And we all had roles to play Now it's all just shades of grey I'm obsolete Absolutely obsolete Please shut the door and take a seat We're sad to say that you're completely Absolutely obsolete Absolutely obsolete We know that you'll land on your feet Clear out your desk and leave discreetly Absolutely obsolete Absolutely obsolete Please shut the door and take a seat We're sad to say that you're completely Absolutely obsolete Absolutely obsolete We know that you'll land on your feet Clear out your desk and leave discreetly Absolutely obsolete (I'm obsolete)

Well, I've been a strong-willed son of a gun Ever since I was sucking my thumb But push came to shove when I fell in love With my baby, yeah my baby Well, you could say she's overbearing Matter fact, she picked out the clothes that I'm wearing And I can't go fishing without her permission But I ain't complaining, we've got an arrangement She can wear the pants, she can run the show She can crack a whip like Indiana Jones She can rule the roost, she can snap and holler She can wear the pants long as I can take 'em off her Long as I can take 'em off her She calls the shots, gives the orders, makes the plans That woman's wish is my command Yeah, I'm telling you I got more honey-do's Than every fruit truck on 40, but I'll get 'em done shortly She can wear the pants, she can run the show She can crack a whip like Indiana Jones She can rule the roost, she can snap and holler She can wear the pants long as I can take 'em off her Well she can push me around But when the sun goes down Look out, there's a new sheriff in town Oh, oh, oh, ow Ah, yeah That's what I'm talkin' about Ooh, yeah Well I get a whole lotta flack from the fellas But I reckon that they're just jealous She can wear the pants, she can run the show She can crack a whip like Indiana Jones She can rule the roost, she can snap and holler She can wear the pants long as I can take 'em off her Long as I can take 'em off her Oh yeah, long as I can take 'em off her Long as I can take 'em off her