Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall 9 to 5 A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!" A crowded store I kneel before them Misery beyond compare Sweaty socks A lady boxer What's she got against fresh air? I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Hardly any clothes (lifeguard) Sand between my toes (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall I'm getting fat What does it matter? Nobody cares at all But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool Summer blondes revealing tanlines I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now... get a great tan, now) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Sitting on my chair (lifeguard) In the salty air (lifeguard) White stuff on my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help, help, help, help) I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard) Lounging on the deck (lifeguard) Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard) White stuff in my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)

Now I wanna sniff some glue Now I wanna have somethin' to do All the kids wanna sniff some glue All the kids want somethin' to do 1-2-3-4 Now I wanna sniff some glue Now I wanna have somethin' to do All the kids wanna sniff some glue All the kids want somethin' to do Now I wanna sniff some glue Now I wanna have somethin' to do All the kids wanna sniff some glue All the kids want somethin' to do Now I wanna sniff some glue Now I wanna have somethin' to do All the kids wanna sniff some glue All the kids want somethin' to do

Go lil' Camaro go Ooh Go lil' Camaro go Ooh Come on baby shake Come on baby move Come on baby, let's shake Come on baby move Go lil' Camaro go Ooh Go lil' Camaro go Ooh Come on baby shake Come on baby move Come on baby, let's shake Come on baby move Girls cars, sun fun Girls cars, sun fun Girls cars, sun fun Good times for everyone Go lil' Camaro go Ooh Go lil' Camaro go Ooh Come on baby shake Come on baby move Come on baby, let's shake Come on baby move

I saw her today, I saw her face it was a face I love And I knew I had to run away and get down on my knees and pray that they go away Still it begins needles and pins Because of all my pride the tears I gotta hide Oh I thought I was smart I stole her heart Didnt think I do but now I see Shes worse to him than me let her go ahead Take his love instead and one day she will see just how to save me And get down on her knees thats how it begins Shell feel those needles and pins - oh, no - oh, no Why cant I stop and tell myself Im wrong, Im wrong, so wrong Why cant I stand up and tell myself Im strong because I saw her today I saw her face it was a face I love And I knew I had to run away and get down on my knees and pray that they go away Still it begins needles and pins Because of all my pride the tears I gotta hide Hey! needles and pins needles and pins needles and pins