Nothing Rhymed - Gilbert O'Sullivan

I've no wish to hurry you luv But have you seen the time? It's quarter to ten and we're supposed to be there at nine I don't think the registrar Will be very pleased When we show up an hour late Like two frozen peas Both now facing for the first time Presently and past Something that begins with M And ends in alas More than not complete disaster Even from the start What could it be...? It's Matrimony I know how you've dreamt about Being walked down the aisle But think of the money we'll save And you'll see it's worthwhile It won't please our mums and dads But they don't even know Besides if they did what's the betting They wouldn't even go You and me are all that matters Disregard the rest Trust your soon to be old man He knows what is best Very shortly now there's going to be An answer from you Then one from me That's matrimony Oh, I'm truly grateful for the little things in life That have made me so glad Every other hour that I spend with you Is not in the least bit sad Quite the opposite in fact And if you don't believe me Here's the proof Ask me if I and I'll say "Aye, I do" You and me are all that matters Disregard the rest Trust your soon to be old man He knows what is best Very shortly now there's going to be An answer from you Then one from me That's matrimony Marriage - the joining together of two people For better or for worse till death them do part Ole!

It's over now you've had your fun Get up them stairs go on quickly Don't run Take off your shoes the both of you's Leave them down outside the door turn the landing light off, No wait, leave it on it might make the night that easier to be gone And in the morning who'll be wide a wake and eating snow flakes as Opposed to those flakes. (We Will) We Will (We Will) We will That afternoon we spend the day with uncle Frank (remember?) and His wife auntie Mae well do you know since then I've recieved Up to four letters all of which repeat the same they say Thrilled to bits can't believe you came we relived it both Over time and time again and if there's Even a chance or even half you might be our way Would you promise to stay (We will) We will (We will) We Will Yeah.yeah.yeah Oh its no easy pretending that you Cannot hear once you've suffered the reflections within It's no use in an ending to proclaim from the start that the Moral of the stories to begin. On Sunday next if the weather holds we'll have that game But I bagsy-being-in-goal not because I'm good Or because I think I should it's just that well at My age I think standing still would really suit me best Do we all agree? Hands up those who do hands up those who don't I see well in that case will we please be kind enough if not On Sunday to go to mass on Monday (We will) We will (We will) We will yeah yeah (We will)