Not The Mama

Want some whiskey in your water Sugar in your tea? What's these crazy questions They're askin' me? This is the craziest party That there ever could be Don't turn on the lights 'Cause I don't wanna see Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't no way to have fun, no Open up your window Let some air into this room I think I'm almost chokin' From the smell of stale perfume And the cigarette you're smokin' That'll scare me half to death Open up the window, sucker Let me catch my breath Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't the way to have fun, so That ain't the way to have fun, so The radio is blastin' Someone's knockin' at the door I'm lookin' at my girlfriend She passed out on the floor I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before I don't know what it is But I don't wanna see no more Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come She said That ain't the way to have fun, so That ain't the way to have fun, no Mama told, mama told Mama told, told me, told me Mama told me, to told Mama told me not to go, no no That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, so That ain't the way to have fun, no

Open Up The Window Let Some Air In This Room I Think I'm Almost Chokin' On The Smell Of Stale Perfume And The Cigarette You're Smokin's 'Bout To Scare Me Half To Death Oh Open Up The Window Let Me Catch My Breath

Want some whiskey in your water? Sugar in your tea? What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me? This is the craziest party that could ever be Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't the way to have fun, no Open up the window, let some air into this room I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume And that cigarette you're smokin' bout scare me half to death Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, son The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor I seen so many things I aint never seen before Don't know what it is - I don't wanna see no more Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, no That ain't the way to have fun, son

Will you have whiskey with your water Or sugar with your tea? What are these crazy questions That they're asking of me? This is the wildest party there ever could be Oh, don't turn on the light 'cause I don't want to see Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come Mama said, "That ain't no way to have fun" Open up the window, let some air into this room I think I'm almost choking on the smell of stale perfume And that cigarette you're smoking 'bout to scare me half to death Open up the window, let me catch my breath The radio is blasting, someone beatin' on the door Our hostess is not lastin', she's out on the floor I seen so many things here I ain't never seen before I don't know what it is but I don't wanna see no more Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come Mama said, "That ain't no way to have fun"

Daddy said boy it's a long way down As he took his hand and knocked me to the ground Daddy said faggot fight like a man I wish I had a gun, had a gun, had a gun Mama