North Pole Comedy Club - Waldorf

At the North Pole Where the candy canes grow To Santa's home, I dare not go For if I do Santa will say "Did you ever see a sleigh made out of hay?" "At the North Pole" At the North Pole Where the candy canes grow To Santa's home, I dare not go For if I do Santa will say "Did you ever see a toy turn into a boy?" "At the North Pole" At the North Pole Where the candy canes grow To Santa's home, I dare not go For if I do Santa will say "Did you ever see St. Nick on a pogo stick?" "At the North Pole" At the North Pole Where the candy canes grow To Santa's home, I dare not go For if I do Santa will say "Did you ever see an elf sitting on a shelf?" "At the North Pole" At the North Pole Where the candy canes grow To Santa's home, I dare not go For if I do Santa will say "Did you ever see reindeer flying like a plane, dear?" "At the North Pole" At the North Pole Where the candy canes grow To Santa's home, I dare not go For if I do Santa will say "Did you ever see a bee decorate a tree?" "At the North Pole" At the North Pole

Hey, it's me Comedy Joe My voice is sore so I'll be using my Windows 98 computer Start the music and dim the lights So why did the pigeon land in the road? Smash the drums! Yes funny joke, anyway moving on You ever hear of airline food? Wait no, don't laugh yet So, what's the deal with THIRSTY THIRSTY THIIIRRRSTTYYY Yodel-ay-yodel-ay-ee-oo In 1992, I killed a man in boston I got away with it I went back to my normal life like nothing happened I could be anywhere Thirsty thirsty thiiirrrsstttyyy Thirsty thirsty thiiirrrstttyyy

Well you can count me in And you can count me out Because it's sink or swim I'm a man of doubt You can find me high And you can find me low Sometimes I'm gonna fly Sometimes I'm gonna blow I go up, I go up, I go up I come down, I come down, I come down Nowhere in the middle Answer to the riddle God I need some centre ground And I wanna know why I'm going from pole to pole And I wanna know why I feel so out of control Going from pole to pole And I can't back down Going from pole to pole Well I'm the king of the world I'm the lowest of the low I let my flag unfurl Then it's time for me to go 'Cause I'm a bad bad boy Such a sad sad boy Always hiding my face And then invading your space I go up, I go up, I go up I come down, I come down, I come down I'm a whole lotta crazy Steamroller baby Don't want me maybe around And I wanna know why I'm going from pole to pole And I wanna know why I feel so out of control Going from pole to pole And I can't back down Going from pole to pole I'm losing ground And I wanna know why I'm going from pole to pole And I wanna know why I feel so out of control Going from pole to pole And I can't back down Going from pole to pole And I'm losing ground Going from pole to pole And I can't back down Going from pole to pole And I'm losing ground

Yeah, Yes you might think that your too slow But, the climb is longer than the fall And on the mountain is your calling And on the mountain is your calling Hello Kilimanjaro, your peak is an overflow We'll reap but for now lest sow, let's sow When your walking On the mountain Nilini Pole Pole, Pole Pole One step at a time, one step at a time As you climb ni Pole Pole, Pole Pole May the peace of God That surpasses understanding Let it cover you, oh let it cover you May you find the strength to make it through (Make it through) Just take it day by day, Day by day Hello Kilimanjaro, You're living in overflow Eyes haven't seen Ears haven't heard What God will do with your life. So remember When your walking (when your walking) On the mountain (on the mountain) Ilini Pole Pole, Pole Pole One step at a time one step at a time As you climb ni Pole Pole, Pole Pole Take time to count your blessings Patience in tribulations Your grace is for the nations (Your grace is for the nations) Take time take time take time Yeah yeah yeah) Take time to count your blessings Patience in tribulations Your grace is for the nations When your walking, On the mountain Nilini Pole Pole, Pole Pole One step at a time One step at a time as you climb Ni Pole Pole, Pole Pole (Take time to count your blessings Patience in tribulations Your grace is for the nations)