I wake up hungover
I go to bed smashed
Like an alcoholic hamster
On one of them little wheelie-things

Every evening the same
Every morning, the pain
I start drinkin' at ten
And by noon, I'm not feeling things

And nobody cares what I'm talkin' about
Oh shit, I just gone thrown up in my mouth
Just swallow it, man
Just swallow it

Your opinions or your vomit
Either way they don't want it (What's your point?)
I think I had a point there, but the point is it don't matter (What is your point)
'Cause it's pointless having points anyway
'Cause nobody cares what I'm saying

Nobody cares what I do (Nobody cares what I do)
What's the point of botherin'
If no one else is bothered?
I was born in this town
And I'm gonna die here, too

I wake with a headache
I take a piss, I often miss
I often get a little bit on the floor
I eat a piece of toast that I found toasted in the toaster
Then I goes to get my jacket by the rack by the back door

And then I get into my truck
I drive a block to Ralphie's shop
It's always shut
I picks him up and drives us up
To Running Rock and shoot some cans
And crack some cans and shoot the breeze
About the weather
Or a sports team or a car
And after that, the bar

Nobody cares what I say
Nobody cares what I do (Nobody cares what I do)
What's the point of botherin'
If no one else is bothered?
I was born in this town
And I'm gonna die here too

I wake with a headache
I take a piss, I often miss
I often get a little bit on the floor
I sometimes try to clean the mess I makes from my mistakes
But for whose sake am I making all this effing effort for?
I wake up each morning to the same damn day
There seems to be jack-shit I can do or say
I got no voice, I got no vote
I got no way to change a Goddamn thing

I think that's a pig
Who gives a fig?
Nobody cares what I do
Nobody cares if I'm alive
Utterly uninfluential
No regrets and no potential
Every turn inconsequential
Yee-haw, let's drive

Nobody cares what I say
Nobody cares about my life (Nobody gives a flying f-)
Utterly un-instrumental
No insurance, no intent
Actually, I've got dental
Okay, well, that's nice
And I'm not sure what the point is
But the point is, it don't matter
Point is it don't matter
'Cause nobody cares what I do
Nobody cares I'm alive (Nobody cares I'm alive)
Utterly uninfluential
No regrets and no potential
Every turn inconsequential

And I'm not sure what the point is
But the point is it don't matter
Not sure what the point is
Point is it don't matter
'Cause nobody cares what I do
Nobody cares if I'm alive (Nobody cares)
Utterly uninfluential
No regrets and no potential
Every turn inconsequential

Utterly repercussion-free!
Though arguably, not for that tree
I think I pooped my dungaree
No consequence at all!