Nice Boys - TEMPOREX

Hey... Hey ladies in the place, I'm callin' out to ya There never was a city kid truer and bluer There's more to me than you'll ever know And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery Words are flowing out just like the Grand Canyon And I'm always out looking for a female companion I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib I took off her moccasins and put on my bib I'm wheelin' and dealin', I make a little bit of stealing I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peeling Your body's on time and your mind is appealing Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling Such and such will be the bass that I'm throwing I'm talking to a girl telling her I'm all knowing, well. She's talking to the kid (to the kid) I'm telling her every lie that you know that I never did Hey ladies *a get funky* *All the ladies in the house* *The ladies, the ladies* Well... Me in the corner with a good looking daughter I dropped my drawers and said "Welcome Back Kotter" We was cutting up the rug, she started cutting up the carpet In my apartment, I begged her please stop it The gift of gab is the gift that I have And that girl ain't nothing but a crab Educated no, stupid yep And when I say stupid, I mean stupid fucked up I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in Charge I'm Adam and I'm adamant about living large With the white Sassoons and the looks that kill Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville then I met a little cutie, she was all hopped up on zootie I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie 'Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around You be listening to my records, a number one sound Just step to the rhythm, step step to the ride I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside Tune in, tune on, to my tune that's live Ladies flock like bees to a hive Hey ladies *a get funky* Hey hey hey hey ladies *Girls girls* Hey hey hey hey ladies One more time *ain't it funky now* Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey ladies *Ain't it funky* You know that. She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door Break up with your girl, it ended in tears Vincent Van Gogh, go and mail that ear Call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinkin' The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinkin' Said come on over, it was me that she missed I threw that trash can through her window cause you know I got dissed Your old lady left you and you went (girls girls girls) insane You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 Train, well... Take my advice at any price A gorilla like your mother is mighty weak, man Sucking down pints till I didn't know Woke up in the morning with the One Ton Ho 'Cause I announce, I like girls that bounce With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce Girls with curls and big long locks And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks Walking high and mighty like she's number one [*She thinks she's the passionate one*] Hey ladies *a get funky* *What's that* *Good god* *Good god* *Damn* *Good god* *Baby baby baby baby* *Is it funky brother?* *Hee ha ha ha* Hey hey hey hey ladies Hey hey ladies

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long And wouldn't it be nice to live together In the kind of world where we belong You know it's gonna make it that much better When we can say goodnight and stay together Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up In the morning when the day is new? And after having spent the day together Hold each other close the whole night through Happy times together we've been spending I wish that every kiss was never ending Wouldn't it be nice? Maybe if we think, and wish, and hope, and pray It might come true Baby, then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do We could be married (We could be married) And then we'd be happy (And then we'd be happy) Wouldn't it be nice? You know it seems the more we talk about it It only makes it worse to live without it But let's talk about it Wouldn't it be nice? Good night my baby Sleep tight my baby Good night my baby Sleep tight my baby Good night my baby Sleep tight my baby