A-one, two, three, four Who needs a house up on a hill When you can have one on four wheels And take it anywhere the wind might blow You don't ever have to mow the yard Just hang a map and throw a dart And pray to God the engine starts and go Water and electric and a place to drain the septic Any KOA is A-OK as long as I'm with you So come on hitch your wagon To the living room I'm draggin' If I can't bring you to my house I'll bring my house to you Parking lots and county lines And counting mile marker signs Where the buffalo and antelope all roam Greetings from Niagara Falls One more postcard for the wall Off in our home sweet home away from home Water and electric and a place to drain the septic Any KOA is A-OK as long as I'm with you So come on hitch your wagon To the living room I'm draggin' If I can't bring you to my house I'll bring my house to you In Washington, in Idaho In Oregon and away we go To Tennessee and Arkansas No, we won't stop 'til we've seen 'em all 'Til we've seen 'em all So what else could you ask for? You don't even need a passport To see the whole world from our living room So come on hitch your wagon To the happiness I'm draggin' If I can't bring you to my house I'll bring my house to you If I can't bring you to my house I'll bring my house to you It don't matter where we go We'll never be alone Anywhere beside you Is a place that I'll call home It don't matter where we go We'll never be alone Anywhere beside you Is a place that I'll call home