Received a letter just the other day Don't seem they wanna know you no more They've laid it down given you their score Within the first two lines it bluntly read You're not to come see us no more Keep away from our door Don't come around here no more What on earth did you do that for? Our aunt she don't wanna know she says What will the neighbours think they'll think We don't that's what they'll think we don't But I will 'cos i know they think I don't Our uncle he don't wanna know He says we are a disgrace To the human race He says how can you show your face When you're a disgrace to the human race They've made a commitment You're an embarrassment Yes an embarrassment A living endorsement The intention that you have booked Was an intention that was overlooked They say stay away Don't want you home today Keep away from our door Don't come round here no more Our dad don't wanna know he says This is serious matter Too late to reconsider No one's gonna wanna know ya Our mum she don't wanna know she says I'm feeling twice as old she says Thought she had her head on her shoulder 'Cos I'm feeling twice as older I'm feeling twice as older You're an embarrassment