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Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

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Your dick suffer from stage fright
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My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
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Your dick needs a tweezer dude

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Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, VIP
Your shit needs ID

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

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Your dick don't even function
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My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
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My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
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My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick made a geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

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Go' dag lander poesien ind på sofaen Go' plan jeg min egen chef, jeg en tro fan Oh damn, ligner en der lige har poppet to xan Spilder Faxe Kondi på mit gode lag'n Din holdning du kan sende til Mars De havde en dum plan klar og den ku' ik' forsvares Jeg tror det eksem, og det spredes som SARS Jeg vil ik' byg flere broer, når det hele er noget bras Jeg vil ik' stirre på hvad de stirre på, har visir på Si'r de kender rap men de kender kun Pia K Fire blå sætter Niarn på, lad de piger gå 69 vil de, og hør' ik hvad du siger bro Søger ik' noget skulderklap, men jeg fuld af fart For de sku' har sagt, de var fuld' af snak', eh Søger ik noget skulderklap, men det ku' vær' rart For jeg smutter snart (De vil kun ha ret) Her hvor jeg står, her kan jeg se det hele klart Mon de forstår, tingene de vender snart Ik noget for mig, det falske Avalon Argh, det så down, down, down Frisk ud af RKB, noget jeg kan stå ved Ik' noget ADHD, haft det af H til Lidt stadig måske, men de skal nok få at se Folk tror jeg HC, når de hører et flow til (Ja Ja) Stor sky i mit bakspejl, lukede folk ind Smed dem ud, da de skabt' fejl Jeg hør' dem sige de har skabt mig Dansk rap, vender skuden, jeg din kaptejn Overtager roret, min bror ik' tag mig på ordet Min bror du hader systemet, men nej du prædiker for koret Min bror, snakker metoder vi bruger, ik snak om de koder vi bruger Du kender problemet, at de slanger du fodre, min bror Slanger ved min fødder er du en af dem? Prøver de at bide bare grin af dem Kariere eller lyntest, nah fuck det jeg har en syg fest Her hvor jeg står, her kan jeg se det hele klart Mon de forstår, tingene de vender snart Ik noget for mig, det falske Avalon Argh, det så down, down, down Go' dage, tiderne de vender nu Go' dage, tiderne de vender Go' dage, tiderne de vender nu Go' dage, tiderne de vender yeah yeah yeah Go' dage, tiderne de vender nu Go' dage, tiderne de vender Go' dage, tiderne de vender nu Go' dage, tiderne de vender yeah yeah yeah

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151

A veil of sparkling white soothes and bathes me in the light It fills me with the suns and visions of the ancient ones Descend to me, and soothe my disarray And so it's done, hear my words Avalon Fields are swaying like dancers in the moonlight Rivers filled with dreams, unbroken and still promising Descend to me, and soothe my disarray And so it's done, hear my words Avalon Warm inside Open the way in Float into the night Embrace what's to be Warm inside Open the way in Float into the night Embrace what's to be Avalon (Avalon) Avalon (Avalon) Avalon (Avalon) Avalon (Avalon) Avalon (Avalon) Avalon (Avalon) Avalon (Avalon) Avalon (Avalon) Avalon (Avalon) Avalon (Avalon)

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