My Balls Ache - Yakov Petrovich

Baby girl, you left me Oh no, we broke up And it's been a while since we last spoke But I need another chance, can you give me that? 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls (Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em) My balls are so awesome, don't get me started They're so damn big How big are they? They're so big, it's really obnoxious It's like two Ewoks chilling in my boxers They're so big I can't hold 'em back Even Cartman's like "Man, those are fat" They're so big they'll run over your feet That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep And how can I be subtle When my balls chased Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps tellin' me That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy In fact, when you see 'em on the street They'll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel I'm guessin' soon you'll be hopin' I'm back 'Cause my balls are so big, they got an opening act (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls (Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em) My balls are so epic and I ain't boastin' But they have an effect on the tides and the ocean And when the sun's right, they might cause A total solar eclipse of my balls And these things are where it's happening And when I whip 'em out, you'll take me back again Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus? Now excuse me, I'm on the chorus And I, I got what you need And you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen these balls I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You really need to see these balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls No, you ain't seen these balls

They smashed my window They stole my gear My Seat is all cut up And soaking in beer Glass all over Shit smear Constantly asking Why am I hear This city sucks Its cold as fuck My neighbor just got stabbed for his truck Full of dumb canucks Who all run amuck I wouldnt live here For a million bucks I refuse to be Winnipegged -40 degrees +40 degrees This city's tryina get my on my knees Lord help me please Its full of retards And alcoholics that got no class I swear I swear This city's tryina fuck me up my ass I refuse to be Winnipegged Its named after muddy water Do no trust it with your daughter Try not to have a fit When they pull the strap on out And its covered in your shit I refuse to be Winnipegged