I'm A Flea Bit Peanut Monkey All My Friends Are Junkies That's Not Really True I'm A Cold Italian Pizza I Could Use A Lemon Squeezer Would You Do? I've Been Bitten I've Been Tossed Around By Every She-Rat In This Town Have You, Babe? Well, I'm Just A Monkey Man I'm Glad You Are A Monkey Woman Too I Was Bitten By A Boar I Was Gouged And I Was Gored But I Pulled On Through I Am A Sack Of Broken Eggs I Always Have An Unmade Bed Don't You? Well, I Hope We're Not Too Messianic Or A Trifle Too Satanic We Love To Play The Blues And I'm Just A Monkey Man I'm Glad You Are A Monkey Woman Too

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey All my friends are junkies That's not really true I'm a cold Italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer What you do? But I've been bit and I've been tossed around By every she-rat in this town Have you, babe? Well, I am just a monkey man I'm glad you are a monkey woman too I was bitten by a boar I was gouged and I was gored But I pulled on through Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs I always have an unmade bed Don't you? Well, I hope we're not too messianic Or a trifle too satanic We love to play the blues Well I am just a monkey man I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe I'm a monkey I'm a monkey I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey...

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey And all my friends are junkies That's not really true I'm a cold Italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer What you do? I've been bit and I've been tossed around By every she-rat in this town Have you? And I am just a monkey man I'm glad you are a monkey woman too I was bitten by a boar I was gouged and I was gored But I pulled on through Yeah, I'm a sack of broken eggs I always have an unmade bed Don't you? And I hope we're not too messianic Or a trifle too satanic But we love to play the blues And I am just a monkey man I'm glad you are a monkey woman too I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey, monkey man I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey man I'm a monkey, m-m-monkey I'm a monkey, m-m-monkey I'm a monkey, m-m-monkey Monkey, monkey man

I shook your hand I may have smiled I was just tryin' to be nice But you forced your way into my life And now it's years from then And you're still hangin' around With no respect for personal space You're always right there in my face Callin' you a stalker is a little harsh But that's almost what you are You're always showin' up When you're not invited Here is something that I've finally decided I gotta tell you You're a punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You have got to go How can you not know That you drive me crazy It's amazing how annoying you are Now here you come again Makin' yourself at home But no one even likes you Can't you get that through your skull Don't you see the dirty looks Don't you notice I don't keep in touch You're pushy You're pushy You're pushy And I've been pushed around too much I guess you're too crazy to see The nuisance that you are But you have reached the end of my toleration And now it's finally time for a confrontation I gotta tell you You're a punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You have got to go How can you not know That you drive me crazy It's amazing how annoying you are Callin' you a stalker is a little harsh But that's almost what you are You're always showin' up When you're not invited Here is something that we have finally decided (I gotta tell you) You're a punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You're unbearable You are terrible Punisher You just torture us And I have had enough Punisher You have got to go How can you not know That you drive me crazy It's amazing that it went so far! Punisher You're a punisher! Punisher