MJ - In The Closet

Woah-oh, woah-oh Skeletons in my closet Woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet Skeletons in my closet Skeletons in my shoes Skeletons I can only see Skeletons I can lose I said woah-oh, woah-oh I got skeletons in my closet I said woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet Skeletons in my basement Loitering on my streets Wearing my best pajamas Sandwiched between my sheets I said woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet I said woah-oh, woah-oh yeah Skeletons in my closet Ooh, I see bones I see bones, icy bones Ooh, I see bones Say say bones - say boys don't you see them bones? Rattle them bones at midnight Shaking my bed, no sleep I find fingers in my coat pocket Skeletons from the deep I said woah-oh, woah-oh I got skeletons in my closet I said woah-oh, woah woah-oh I got skeletons in my closet Ooh, I see bones I see bones, s-see bones Ooh, I see bones I see bones Say boys don't you see them bones? No? Heart bones, leg bones, ankle bones, arm bones, Finger bones, dogie bones, head bones Skeletons in my closet They even know when I'm in my closet It's my. my closet Not your closet My closet You can have it though Alice we want you Alice Alice A-Alice What? Whaddya want?

Boy, don't you go in there Come outta there, boy Don't you know that house is haunted? There's an old deserted mansion on an old forgotten road Where the better ghosts and goblins always hang out One night they threw a party tn a manner a la mode And they cordially invited all the gang out At a dark, bewitchin' hour when the fun was loud and hearty A notorious wall flower became the life of the party Mmm, the spooks were havin' their midnight fling The merry makin' was in full swing They shrieked themselves into a cheerful trance When the skeleton in the closet started to dance Now a goblin giggled with fiendish glee A shout rang out from a big banshee Amazement was in every ghostly glance When the skeleton in the closet started to dance All the witches were in stitches while his steps made rhythmic thumps And they nearly dropped their broomsticks when he tried to do the bumps You never heard such unearthly laughter, such hilarious groans When the skeleton in the closet rattled his bones

Don't go down to the basement Lock the attic door Keep the cupboard shut And put a padlock on that drawer There are skeletons in the closet Knocking to be let out There are skeletons in the closet And they're struggling to get out I know it's all a mystery There's something in our history Something happened here so long ago Something we never talk about, but we all know What has happened here, I dread to think Though it was all so long ago It's left a stink Shake and rattle those bones Shake and rattle those bones Turn up the radio, turn on the new TV Play something loud and foolish and put the kettle on for tea There are skeletons in the closet The children will take fright There are skeletons in the closet And they're rattling through the night I know it's all a mystery There's something in our history Something happened here, what we don't know Something that's still a mystery, from long ago Murder, plague and pillage, have left their mark You hear the ghosts of history as soon as it's dark Shake and rattle Shake and rattle Shake, shake and rattle Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake Shake and rattle those bones Shake and rattle those bones Shake and rattle those bones Shake and rattle those bones

7:00 in the morning And the rays from the sun wakes me I'm stretchin' and yawnin' In a bed that don't belong to me And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom Then she comes out and kisses me And to my surprise, she ain't you Now I've got this dumb look on my face Like, what have I done? How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun? Must of lost the track of time Oh, what was on my mind? From the club, went to her home Didn't plan to stay that long Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes Searching for my car keys Tryin' to get on up out the door Then she streched her hands in front of it Said, "You can't go this way" Looked at her, like she was crazy Said, "Woman move out my way" Said, "I got a wife at home" She said, "Please don't go out there" "Lady, I've got to get home" She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs "Shh, shh, quiet Hurry up and get in the closet" She said, "Don't you make a sound Or some shit is going down" I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?" "Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor" "Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet" And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home" She says, "Honey, I'm in the room" He walks in there with a smile on his face Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you" She hops all over him And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water" I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar Throws her in the bed And start to snatchin' her clothes off I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on? You're not gonna believe it But things get deeper as the story goes on Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on And I'm gonna solve it" And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet" He walks in the bathroom And looks behind the door She says, "Baby, come back to bed" He says, "Bitch, say no more" He pulls back the shower curtain While she's biting her nails Then he walks back to the room Right now, I'm sweating like hell Checks under the bed Then under the dresser He looks at the closet I pull out my Beretta He walks up to the closet He comes up to the closet Now he's at the closet Now he's opening the closet...

Sonny Digital I'm at the top, sky scrape Balmains and i8's I'm at the top, bitch, sky scrape Bitch, I got weed, I got drank I got money, I got thangs I got chains, I got cars I got niggas, I got thots I got a mansion, fat ass closet My stick gay, he's in the closet I got the sig tucked Put your wig up Nigga put your cookies up before we make you give it up The bitch want to be with me I was so off ran up, on money not on drugs You dumb fuck, call me big bucks Big money I can help but fuck if my reach horny Then I tell that hoe she gotta go 'cause she's gettin' boring She think I'm off the Xans and the Percs 'cause I'm trippin' You get it if she skinny I get top than I'm dipping You say that you got shooters Send some shots, nigga Call 'em up Treat these pussy niggas like some paper and I ball 'em up Throw 'em towards the garbage If I miss, no Chinese food, B Aye bro, I'm anti Why is your bitch talking to me? Balmains and i8's I'm at the top bitch, sky scrape Bitch, I got weed, I got drank I got money, I got thangs I got chains, I got cars I got niggas, I got thots I got a mansion, fat ass closet My stick gay, he's in the closet My stick gay, I go and get him out the closet He come out that bitch with pride and he picking out the target I'm sold out in Best Buy Bitch, get it out of Target I told him four-five ning ding I'm finna fart it If don't nobody tell ya, gots to tell you You's a shawty In broad day, we air ya Ricky Smiley in the morning Put a cob in the nigga 'cause these niggas be so corny Can't wake a nigga, up the type to sleep until the morning Balmains and i8's I'm at the top bitch, sky scrape Bitch, I got weed, I got drank I got money, I got thangs I got chains, I got cars I got niggas, I got thots I got a mansion, fat ass closet My stick gay, he's in the closet

I don't want to tell you about the monsters in my closet Because if I do that makes it real And I don't wanna face that shit Call me fucking nervous Tonight, you're invited to my slumber party Might get shoddy Fill the glasses to the rim I'm hearing voices What you said? I don't bother with the night light It's in the TV looking at me And another night you told me you wanted to see It's like It's fine Hate me Cannot escape You're mad cus you did it And you couldn't debate me but Put your ear real close to it Did you hear that? What? No, I don't hear anything Shit! Picture waking up in the morning Everyone is snoring Safe in the daytime Feeling good Take a chance on lifting your guard up Now you're feeling fired up Still walk fast When you pass that hall Or you might hear a call for your name In a minute you'll be tripping You're gripping a knife Grinning at nothing Alright It must be possession, yeah They're saying that you need it Everybody could agree it was a demon My Uncle John is a priest If I called him he could get her on her knees Oh please Little Lisa never grew a backbone Always copied you and Joan Bless her heart though She'll be running on her tippy toes You can bet she'll be the first one to go

Belive it or not, I just started laughing. Shaking my head and just kept on laughing. Thinking about all the things I had been through that day. She cries "What? Why do you have that smile upon your face?" Then I laughed out said "Thinking about the things that I've been through." She wipes her nose and she sniggles and laughs out "I've been through it too." Then I start laughing again, and she start laughing more. Then next thing you know we both are cracking up on the floor. She laughs "I can't believe this idiot really answered my phone." Now meanwhile Twan just got out of prison and he's on his way home. Then she laughs "Baby I'm sorry for all the lies and all the bullshit." Then I say "Girl just wait till I tell you all the drama that I've been dealing wit." She laughs "I wanna hear it all." Then I laugh and say "Baby first of all. I got a hangover, been trapped in the closet, slept wit who knows, threatened to kill a pastor." She says "What?! "Baby this is no lie he had a lover turns out to be a gay guy.! She says "Damn you've been through a lot." "Plus I gotta ticket!" Meanwhile the policeman he turns around. Just out of concern comes back to the house. Then he pulls up in the driveway. My cars parked crooked with the lights on. Then he goes around the back way. He hear the dogs barking like somethings wrong. He gets to the backdoor and discover its been broken in. He looks around, pulls his gun out, then proceeds in. Meanwhile were laughing and laughing and laughing. But from his perspective he thinks somebodies crying. He gets closer to the bedroom and he would swear that somebody was coughing and sighing. Meanwhile were in the bedroom laughing as I'm trying to continue to explain. She yells out "Sylvester your killing me!" Said "I swear that it went that way!" Then next thing you know he bust up in the room said "Muthafucka freeze!" And then I looked back up at him and said "Wait your that damn police!" Then she screams "Baby, I mean James!" She says "Everything is cool!" And then he yells "Gwendolyn I got this. I know your sick and tired off this fool." Then I stood up start walking toward him screaming "Man get out my house!" Then he yells "FREEZE!" She screams "PLEASE!" and I pulled my barretta out. She cried out "Sylvester please don't!" Visions of him making love to her. He said "Man put the gun on the floor!" I can't stop thinking about him and her. I slowly put the gun and then I put my hands up. He winked at me and smiled. And that is when I went nuts. Hopped all over him grabbed the gun. She screaming "Settle down! Going all around both handling the gun then all of a sudden POW!! (POW... POW... Pow... Pow...)